Today, I was at a club with my girlfriend of a year. A guy starts hitting on her while I'm sitting right next to her. He then asks her to go back to his place for some fun, so I start laughing thinking that there is no chance she would even consider this. I walked home alone. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after years of battling my social anxiety issues, I went out clubbing with my friends. A girl started talking to me and we actually hit it off. The next thing I know, I'm on the floor getting wailed on by some bloke for hitting on his girlfriend. She didn't do a thing to stop him. FML
Today, I went to a club with my girlfriend and her buddies. An hour in, I saw her making out with a guy on the dance floor, so I confronted her. She stormed off to the bar and said something to her friend, who then came over and angrily slapped me across the face. Yeah, I'm confused too. FML
Today, I was out clubbing. My girlfriend went to get us drinks, so I danced alone while I waited. Some girl with hideous meth mouth, who was clearly tripping balls, started harassing and groping me and got all three of us kicked out when my girlfriend returned and beat the hell out of her. FML
Today, I saw a drunk guy hitting on a girl sitting alone at the bar. She insisted that her boyfriend was there, but he didn't relent. So I went over and put my arm around her and asked "Who's this guy?" He walked away, but then I felt a tap on my shoulder. It was her boyfriend. He broke my arm. FML
Today, at a nightclub, a cute girl started hitting on me. I got into it and we danced. Just as she started getting frisky with me, a guy shoved me off, smacked me to the floor with a right-hook, and shouted, "That's what you get for touching my woman." FML
Today, I was in a nightclub with my girlfriend when a beautiful woman looked at me in the most provocative way. I didn't want to upset my girlfriend, so I escaped to the bar. When I came back, I saw the same girl making out with my girlfriend. Maybe I wasn't the one she was looking at. FML
Today, my boyfriend convinced a girl at the club to break up with her boyfriend and go home with him. She did. Now I'm single too. FML
Today, I saw a cute girl at a night club. When I approached her and introduced myself, she said "Don't you remember me? We danced here last weekend... but you were smashed that night". I cheekily replied "Oh really? That's hot, what happened next?" She said "You were hitting on me. So, I left." FML
Today, while at the club, I started dancing with a girl who I had noticed throughout the night. When she turned around she firmly stated, "I'd much rather dance by myself". FML
Today, me and a friend I met in the club were sandwiching this blonde girl dancing, when 5 minutes later she turned around and said that I should get another girl and gently brushed me aside. FML
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allmidnighteyes 11
Your girlfriend's a ******* ***** YDI for not going after her
Whininghippo 0
He shouldn't HAVE to make it known that she's taken. She should be able to stand up for herself and be like "I'm here with someone, I'm not a *****-nugget."
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Comments (249)
moonlight_daze 8
Grab a pistol and go take that ************ out! And then go kill your EX-girl and her family. Trust me, you'll feel much better.
jbel08 0
wow..**** HER for not telling the guy to back off from the start.
moonlight_daze 8
I know, right?
Cjraven606 0
I have a couple of points where was the take a hike she's taken where was the year comitment from her was she setting you up and what are a pussy. now scr•w her she if a catch all let her sink back into the filthy ooze of human waste she crawled out of to date you and forget it ever existed( hope you were not living together) ouch
Hacksaw 4
Dump her.
Sophia93 0
Agree!
ssnepenthe 0
If you're boyfriend LET you walk away with another guy? Meaning you'd walk away with another guy to see if you're boyfriend would protest on your behalf? Speaking for myself, I don't need my guy to "stand up for me" and tell the guy hitting on me to **** off. I stick up for myself AND my relationship. I hate all that ******* macho bullshit. In fact, I'd probably ditch my guy for not being secure enough with himself or our relationship by trying to turn some lame-ass skeez hitting on me into a big deal.
laundy 0
I blame the police...
moonlight_daze 8
Wrong FML.
drummer4life 0
well, ur better off. shes not worth it. even if she fancied the guy, the least she could've done was stay with you and get the other dudes number. but you should've stepped up and done something. if i had a gf and some asshole came up to her and started hitting on her, i'd kindly ask him to leave her alone, if he didnt oblige, i'd wait till he threw the first punch, then i'd knock him flat on the ground. if you cant tell, i havent gotten in a fight in a while and im just itchin' for one =p
Diabro 0
I see nothing wrong with this. You could've ended up marrying some unfaithful chick but thanks to this guy you don't have to put up with her any more.
drummer4life 0
but yeah mate, shes just an immature little girl whom you're better off w/o. as Diabro (#52) said, it could've ended with you marrying that bitch. now you wont have to wait that long to leave her ass. but however old you two are, what she did was something i'd expect a girl to do in middle school