Anonymous
Milton Keynes, United Kingdom
Today, I was asked to leave a church service for laughing at the kids trying to sing. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was kicked out of a comedy club for laughing too loudly. FML
Anonymous
Scarborough, Canada
Today, my grandmother convinced me to come to a church meeting with her. My grandmother then made funny faces at me while the pastor was speaking, causing me to laugh out loud. Everyone heard me, including the pastor. FML
Anonymous
Bible belt
Today, after I recently started going back to church, my husband, who was last inside a church when he was replacing a boiler, told me I’d better knock it off because our kids threatened to stop visiting, and our neighbours think we’re “that couple.” FML
NoUsernamHere
United States
Today, I was working on a project in my school's library when a group of teenagers came in and began talking and laughing and being loud. When I asked them to please quiet down, the librarian asked me to leave for being too loud. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Happy Easter!
Today, my kids are at the age where they no longer want to go to church, and if I take them anyway, they misbehave on purpose to embarrass me. I don’t even want to go, my wife is the religious one, but if I refuse to go she’ll see to it I get hell on earth daily. FML
justjust
United States
Today, I was at work at a preschool. I was sitting outside with the kids and was getting bored so I started singing. One of the little girls runs up and puts her hand over my mouth and tells me to stop. I'm in a select chorus at my highschool and plan to major in choral studies in college. FML
Anonymous
Sunday funday
Today, my 6 year-old daughter decided to let out a loud fart in the middle of a quiet church service. FML
sbutler
United States
Today, while at my job at a Christian summer camp, I overheard one of the kids swearing. I politely said, "Please, only speak as Jesus would." He paused for a moment and replied, "Go to hell." FML
Anonymous
Nervous laughter
Today, I went to my kid's band concert. She's 12 and in the advanced team. They were the first ones to play and they were so incredibly bad that I laughed. Really, really loud. I was escorted out of the recital. FML
barsituation
United States
Killjoy was hear
Today, I got kicked out of my favorite pub. I yelled at the group behind me for being annoying. They were extremely irritating, singing songs and cheering, but the manager decided to kick me out instead. FML
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Welshite 40
They're children. Not only are they just learning to sing, but they're brave for getting up in front of an audience. You deserve it.
georgeee97 9
Everyone learns to sing at some point! Don't laugh, you probably sound just as bad.
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SpcNemo 10
Seriously? They're CHILDREN and you're going to laugh at them for their SINGING? You know that thing that takes years of practice and honing to actually be good at? You're a tool. YDI
dudeofawe 15
I agree that he deserves it, but you need to lighten up...
vencku 13
Why are you guys so harsh? Maybe it was really funny. Everyone has had the sudden urge to laugh at inopportune times. Yes, it's impolite but sometimes you just can't hold it. If it's that big a deal, then maybe the kids should have practised more before being put in front of an audience.
MEM0817 18
... Annnddd some people should have practiced other things better too, before commenting.
amypr 20
Yes, but OP didn't say something along the lines of "I feel like such an ass for being unable to control my laugher." The part she is saying "FML" about seems to be that she was kicked out for mocking children, not that she feels embarrassed for inappropriate laughter.
Warmonger_Smurf 29
What would you do if I sang out of tune? -Get booted from church.
RedPillSucks 33
OP got tossed with a little help from her (church) friends.
baref00tmama 15
You sound like an huge jerk. Why would you do something like that? With all the kids out getting in trouble, you chose to pick on the ones who sing in church.
BriCx 8
Why pick on ANY kids...?
olpally 33
Coming here for sympathy now? You won't get any, you ass. They're just kids!
your_ma 27
Wow nothing quite like hurting the feelings and self esteem of kids. You're super cool and nice. We all super like you.
immunetoinsanity 23
Now they are laughing at you.
perdix 31
Laughing at them is so inappropriate! If you were brought up properly, you would have heckled them.
perdix 31
#30. Organic, free-range heirloom tomatoes, I hope.
DividableByZero 11
Playing devils advocate, if the singing was so terrible that you couldn't contain yourself, you may be Simon Cowell
FMLkoala 28
Or in Australia: Kyle sandilands
ninjuh_wingman 29
Aaannnd there goes the confidence those kids had to muster in order to get up there and sing