Anonymous
Milton Keynes, United Kingdom
Today, I was asked to leave a church service for laughing at the kids trying to sing. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was kicked out of a comedy club for laughing too loudly. FML
Anonymous
Scarborough, Canada
Today, my grandmother convinced me to come to a church meeting with her. My grandmother then made funny faces at me while the pastor was speaking, causing me to laugh out loud. Everyone heard me, including the pastor. FML
Anonymous
Bible belt
Today, after I recently started going back to church, my husband, who was last inside a church when he was replacing a boiler, told me I’d better knock it off because our kids threatened to stop visiting, and our neighbours think we’re “that couple.” FML
NoUsernamHere
United States
Today, I was working on a project in my school's library when a group of teenagers came in and began talking and laughing and being loud. When I asked them to please quiet down, the librarian asked me to leave for being too loud. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Happy Easter!
Today, my kids are at the age where they no longer want to go to church, and if I take them anyway, they misbehave on purpose to embarrass me. I don’t even want to go, my wife is the religious one, but if I refuse to go she’ll see to it I get hell on earth daily. FML
justjust
United States
Today, I was at work at a preschool. I was sitting outside with the kids and was getting bored so I started singing. One of the little girls runs up and puts her hand over my mouth and tells me to stop. I'm in a select chorus at my highschool and plan to major in choral studies in college. FML
Anonymous
Sunday funday
Today, my 6 year-old daughter decided to let out a loud fart in the middle of a quiet church service. FML
sbutler
United States
Today, while at my job at a Christian summer camp, I overheard one of the kids swearing. I politely said, "Please, only speak as Jesus would." He paused for a moment and replied, "Go to hell." FML
Anonymous
Nervous laughter
Today, I went to my kid's band concert. She's 12 and in the advanced team. They were the first ones to play and they were so incredibly bad that I laughed. Really, really loud. I was escorted out of the recital. FML
barsituation
United States
Killjoy was hear
Today, I got kicked out of my favorite pub. I yelled at the group behind me for being annoying. They were extremely irritating, singing songs and cheering, but the manager decided to kick me out instead. FML
Top comments
Welshite 40
They're children. Not only are they just learning to sing, but they're brave for getting up in front of an audience. You deserve it.
georgeee97 9
Everyone learns to sing at some point! Don't laugh, you probably sound just as bad.
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Comments (170)
othehugemanatee 8
I'm kind of confused as to why you think you'd get sympathy for this one. You were a jerk and were asked to leave. Are we missing anything?
Arrawyn 12
don't feel bad OP I'd do the same
LegolasPrincess 10
If you were expecting sympathy you seriously came to the wrong place, idiot.
cna1216 15
I guess you kind of deserved it, but I don't think it was that big of a deal. You were still trying to learn about God, laugh or no laugh.
kenoswild 14
Op, See the irony is now everyone's laughing at you and putting you down. Now you know better, hopefully, to respect children no matter how horrible they sing.
I_Hate_Society 5
You sound like an awful person.
caitlinbblack 14
So you were in church?.. Laughing at kids singing? ... In church? Low blow.
HockeyGirl97 2
It's okay OP, thats actually really funny. XD
AtheistKing96 4
You deserve it for going to church. Your life sucks because they chose horrible singers, like usual.
AtheistKing96 4
You deserve it for going to church. Your life sucks because you got mistreated due to kids ill-singing.