pissed
Schaumburg, United States
Today, my mom told me that, even though my brother sells drugs, he's still her favorite child. FML
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kerstileann 26
you know youll get modded and have a ban against you for saying that right? :)
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WCARlover 35
Maybe he gives her a good deal on drugs and that's why
Jasim 17
If she says stuff like that, don't listen to her. Be respectful, but you don't need to by anyone's favorite to succeed in life.
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WCARlover 35
Maybe he gives her a good deal on drugs and that's why
gabechriswill 19
Apparently OPs brother has that 2 for 20 deal.
CAC_Boomerang 24
Nothing can resist that! No wonder mom's favouritism lies where it does...
devildog562 33
Not true. A four finger rate usually means that it's not too quality. Get better drugs op and be the favorite! that's the way to an addicts heart.
Chambers1985 13
3 for $25 is better
Fuaaad1994 31
He obviously gives OPs mother a family discount.
Homer1975 14
first of all don't sell drugs, be yourself
1dvs_bstd 41
because... drugs are bad mmkay?!
gintwinsmoore 20
#32 deserves a high five for the south park reference...lmao
TrippyEyes 16
What if being yourself involves selling drugs?
garf3265 12
maybe she's hinting something?
lazrguideddonut 3
You dont need your mom's favoritism.
Jasim 17
If she says stuff like that, don't listen to her. Be respectful, but you don't need to by anyone's favorite to succeed in life.
garf3265 12
very good point!
Nina825 21
Well said!
mfmylifesrsly 30
I honestly wonder if OP has does something worse for his mom to favor the drug dealer.
rieebee 23
Become a pharmacist and sell drugs legally.
Miss_Chevious 37
the irony
extinct_dodo 18
"In your face, mom"
WitEluded 13
You must have really messed up in the past...
VoldooPed 20
Sell her drugs cheaper and that might just change.
happysmile987 24
Don't listen to her. You're doing the right thing.