theark
What a way to spend the day
Today, I was informed by my proctologist that my colonoscopy has been rescheduled for my birthday. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Madison Gliosci
Today, I’m spending my 21st birthday in the hospital getting a colonoscopy and endoscopy. Happy birthday to me. FML
I miss bread
Brisbane, Australia
Pile on
Today, I found out I'm going to be celebrating New Year's with a gastroscopy and colonoscopy. It's been two days since I discovered I'm gluten intolerant to go with my lactose intolerance. It's also my 28th birthday tomorrow. FML
paininthe*ss
Take deep breath…
Today, because of my life situation, I was told I'll have to have a colonoscopy without anesthesia. FML
John
United States
Today, I had my anus probed twice by two different doctors. I was diagnosed with hemorrhoids. I'm a 22 year old guy and have to schedule a colonoscopy for next week. I guess there's a first time for everything. FML
jonh_215
United States
Today, as a going away present after five years of military service and one combat tour, the hospital scheduled me for a prostate exam. FML
Anonymous
Rip it up and start again
Today, after fasting for 24 hours and drinking 2 buckets of laxatives, my doctor's office notified me that my colonoscopy had been cancelled. I'd just finished the prep by taking the fart pills, and now have the cleanest colon ever. A lot of time spent on the toilet that I’ll never get back though. FML
Leah Magers
United States
Happy birthday
Today, it's my birthday. My birthday present was a pelvic exam, and not even the good kind of pelvic exam. Woo hoo! FML
Anonymous
Apalachin, United States
Shit happens
Today, my husband had a colonoscopy. Having spent yesterday hearing him complain about having only clear liquids and having to drink the required solution, he still was not cleaned out. We have to reschedule with two days of clear liquids. FML
Anonymous
United States
Dumpy baby
Today, on my birthday, my mother described my birth like a large, painful bowel movement in front of all my friends. FML
Ugh
Auckland, New Zealand
Today, I'm looking forward to my orthodontist's appointment more than I'm looking forward to my birthday. FML
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RichardPencil 32
You will be in an ideal posture for birthday spanks! May all your polyps be benign.
ahabsfan 17
You shouldn’t have to put up with that shit on your birthday. Your doctor will think you’re an asshole if you complain.
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ahabsfan 17
You shouldn’t have to put up with that shit on your birthday. Your doctor will think you’re an asshole if you complain.
RichardPencil 32
You will be in an ideal posture for birthday spanks! May all your polyps be benign.