Today, I was about to make love to my girlfriend at the local park when a cop caught us. I had to give him our information and hold a conversation with "Fire and Ice" lubricant on my penis. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend and I were starting to get hot and heavy in my truck at our favorite park. We started going at it and we were both butt naked when I saw a car pull into the lot. Not only was it a cop car, but the first thing the cop asked my girlfriend was, "Are you being held against your will?" FML
Today, a police officer caught my girlfriend and me having sex. The officer was my dad, and we were butt naked in his new Ford Expedition. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got busted by the cops having sex in a dark parking lot near the beach. As if that wasn't bad enough, as I was trying to talk my way out of a ticket, one of the cops peeks into the car window and I hear my girlfriend awkwardly giggle and say, "Hi daddy." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got busted having public sex. In desperation, I promised the officer he could fuck me if he let us go. Now I've got an extra charge and probably an ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted to spice up our sex life, so we went and had sex in the park. We had 30 minutes of "spice", just to spend seven hours in jail. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got busted by a cop for having sex in his car. When the cop sent us on our way, we went home and the garage was open, so we called the cops thinking someone was in the home. No one was in the house, and we got the same cop. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in his car when things got hot and heavy and we decided to climb in the back. After we finished we started to put our clothes back just as a someone's brights flooded into the car. It was a cop, and he had been there the entire time. FML
Today, my normally very unadventurous girlfriend decided she wanted to have public sex. We were naked in the back of her car when she saw someone in the distance, had a panic attack, and started screaming uncontrollably. I got arrested because a cop heard the screams and thought I was attacking her. FML
Today, on my way home, my girlfriend started sexting me, telling me that she was waiting at my house. In my rush to get home to see her, I got pulled over and had to be patted down. He found no weapons, but he did find my stiffy. FML
Today, I was caught skinny dipping by the police. With the arresting officer's daughter. FML
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Iamnotmyself 17
Looks like this conversation wasn't too "hot" or too "cool"
Luciens19 0
Feel the burn!!! ha
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Comments (235)
Trent_21 6
all you people saying that he needs to go to his house are lame lays
kayladance101 13
isnt a bed more comfortable than a park..? just my opinion.
marinus_fml 20
If I seen Trent root someone in a park id think he's a pedophile rapist.
A7X_LoVeee 10
I think you missed the part that said "at a local park" ...
a_nutritionist 10
naw the little boy thinks if you are adventurous in your location youre better at sex than everyone else who isnt. dont worry special little man, youll learn about logic one day. itll blow your ******* mind.
MissWhit27 2
im agreeing with 12 on this one ... gotta add some excitement to the mix sometimes sheesh live a little:-))) oh and fire and ice is the shit by the way ironically just found that out lastnight!! lol
Livinia 11
Why would you do that in a public place? Especially a park where there's probably young children around, and not to mention the cops. Make love somewhere a bit more private perhaps?
TheDrifter 24
Or at least a secluded spot in the park.
jorrrk 0
people doit in public places for the adrenalin rush
leequiroga 5
I love you.
daisyloo 7
I agree with 13! Common sense?
Alexx131 0
It could of been dark. Not a lot of children are playing in the park at night.
zgomon 10
sum people have roommates or even parents that they live with. so it's kinda inconvenient at times. it isn't all that right to do that in a public place, but it is also fun for the thrill and sumtimes it's a spur of the moment type thing
a_nutritionist 10
you dont bring lube and condoms to a park and then have "spur of the moment" sex...
MissWhit27 2
160 actually they could have had the condoms w/ the fire and ice lube on them already in a wallet or purse even the glove box just in case they happened to get out somewhere and wanted to be spontaneous and have sex ya kno
BobsUrAunty 2
some people get a kickstart to their failing love life doing these sorts of things lol eg when homer n large did it on the Simpsons, that actually happens irl
missgaga12 0
i totally agree with you! every day more and more ppl make stupid decisions :/ wanna talk? :)
BigOrca 2
next time go to a fitting room.
DalPozzo13 10
That's what beds are for
dadof2 4
grow up people get alittle adventerous try something new and as far as fore play its not an option if your n a hurry duh
A7X_LoVeee 10
Real classy. Morons.
cynthiaF 0
Hmm. Try a private place next time.
TheCass_ 3
Obviously, they didn't have a bed they could use, or a house to go to. I don't think they decided to be at the park, but you gotta do what you gotta do.
iownyou777 0
go **** yourself
iownyou777 0
go **** yourself
xxmollyxx 25
"Making love" and "the local park" just don't seem to go together.
AmandaLouise 0
so true
KiddNYC1O 22
Chill, I mean... thrill seekers.
peacelovepugs 7
love the profile pic. lol rebecca black