Today, I was about to make love to my girlfriend at the local park when a cop caught us. I had to give him our information and hold a conversation with "Fire and Ice" lubricant on my penis. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend and I were starting to get hot and heavy in my truck at our favorite park. We started going at it and we were both butt naked when I saw a car pull into the lot. Not only was it a cop car, but the first thing the cop asked my girlfriend was, "Are you being held against your will?" FML
Today, a police officer caught my girlfriend and me having sex. The officer was my dad, and we were butt naked in his new Ford Expedition. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got busted by the cops having sex in a dark parking lot near the beach. As if that wasn't bad enough, as I was trying to talk my way out of a ticket, one of the cops peeks into the car window and I hear my girlfriend awkwardly giggle and say, "Hi daddy." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got busted having public sex. In desperation, I promised the officer he could fuck me if he let us go. Now I've got an extra charge and probably an ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted to spice up our sex life, so we went and had sex in the park. We had 30 minutes of "spice", just to spend seven hours in jail. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got busted by a cop for having sex in his car. When the cop sent us on our way, we went home and the garage was open, so we called the cops thinking someone was in the home. No one was in the house, and we got the same cop. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in his car when things got hot and heavy and we decided to climb in the back. After we finished we started to put our clothes back just as a someone's brights flooded into the car. It was a cop, and he had been there the entire time. FML
Today, my normally very unadventurous girlfriend decided she wanted to have public sex. We were naked in the back of her car when she saw someone in the distance, had a panic attack, and started screaming uncontrollably. I got arrested because a cop heard the screams and thought I was attacking her. FML
Today, on my way home, my girlfriend started sexting me, telling me that she was waiting at my house. In my rush to get home to see her, I got pulled over and had to be patted down. He found no weapons, but he did find my stiffy. FML
Today, I was caught skinny dipping by the police. With the arresting officer's daughter. FML
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Iamnotmyself 17
Looks like this conversation wasn't too "hot" or too "cool"
Luciens19 0
Feel the burn!!! ha
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Comments (235)
berryblue 0
and thats y u dont do it im public
xXshadowrollerXx 6
That cat.. It's so cute, that it almost looks evil. I can't look away.
shaniecerb 0
thats what you get.that is a place for innocent children to play.and its really hazerdous.they could slip and fall on your love juices
vettle 6
not all parks are for children! parks are scary sometimes'
gleeforever 0
you should have done it anyway!
MA_COTA 0
get a room
parxxx 0
it's so much more comfortable in your own bed compaired to grass, a car, or sand..simple fact
a_nutritionist 10
...a car? really? considering all the possible modifications or types of cars with built in comfort options? good job...
merrilln 7
sure, it may be exciting in public but that's an easy way to become a sex offender. try explaining that to future girlfriends when you can't go near places with kids.
Zigginwolf 0
that's some funny shit (:
Javalounge 0
OP are you a hobo? O.o
jp941 5
aghhh shit that stuff really burns
jessie96xoxo 0
After I read the first sentence, I voted "YDI"... Why would you do that at a park?? Lol.