Today, I was about to make love to my girlfriend at the local park when a cop caught us. I had to give him our information and hold a conversation with "Fire and Ice" lubricant on my penis. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend and I were starting to get hot and heavy in my truck at our favorite park. We started going at it and we were both butt naked when I saw a car pull into the lot. Not only was it a cop car, but the first thing the cop asked my girlfriend was, "Are you being held against your will?" FML
Today, a police officer caught my girlfriend and me having sex. The officer was my dad, and we were butt naked in his new Ford Expedition. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got busted by the cops having sex in a dark parking lot near the beach. As if that wasn't bad enough, as I was trying to talk my way out of a ticket, one of the cops peeks into the car window and I hear my girlfriend awkwardly giggle and say, "Hi daddy." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got busted having public sex. In desperation, I promised the officer he could fuck me if he let us go. Now I've got an extra charge and probably an ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted to spice up our sex life, so we went and had sex in the park. We had 30 minutes of "spice", just to spend seven hours in jail. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got busted by a cop for having sex in his car. When the cop sent us on our way, we went home and the garage was open, so we called the cops thinking someone was in the home. No one was in the house, and we got the same cop. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in his car when things got hot and heavy and we decided to climb in the back. After we finished we started to put our clothes back just as a someone's brights flooded into the car. It was a cop, and he had been there the entire time. FML
Today, my normally very unadventurous girlfriend decided she wanted to have public sex. We were naked in the back of her car when she saw someone in the distance, had a panic attack, and started screaming uncontrollably. I got arrested because a cop heard the screams and thought I was attacking her. FML
Today, on my way home, my girlfriend started sexting me, telling me that she was waiting at my house. In my rush to get home to see her, I got pulled over and had to be patted down. He found no weapons, but he did find my stiffy. FML
Today, I was caught skinny dipping by the police. With the arresting officer's daughter. FML
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Iamnotmyself 17
Looks like this conversation wasn't too "hot" or too "cool"
Luciens19 0
Feel the burn!!! ha
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Comments (235)
qr_fml 21
lmao niceeeee
darkangel4700 0
my school dance was called fire and ice we called it a Trojan dance ^•^
BurnDownTheDawn 11
My schools mascot is a Trojan. I just want to know who thought that was a good idea :/
a_nutritionist 10
im guessing people who dont have the mind of a 3 year old. i bet you giggled when they spoke about the trojans in history class too...
DiniIsaFail 0
dude YDI dumbass
textwork 4
that sounds so uncomfortable
bonnie_vb8 5
yeah maybe you should find a more private place? I mean the park is open open to the public, unless you want to give a free porno I wouldnt do it there.;
jklol11 0
agreed. btw, I love your hair(;
bonnie_vb8 5
Thank you!=)
mkytpxox 0
#49, i agree with everything you have to say, but while they're obviously a virgin, you're obviously not very intelligent or you would know that it's "you're" not "your."
captainbj2 0
good for you for being more adventurous than many in this site. Sex in the park is awesome if you pick a secluded spot and don't get caught! Try again, don't give up.
taarna77 6
well said!
Kendrax0x 0
so true!
a_nutritionist 10
sorry i thumbed this down, and its the only comment ive agreed with thus far on the topic :( time and place are important. if you wanna have sex in public then thats fine, but if someone sees you then youve done it wrong. while sex is natural, its not something that the world needs to see. either that or you should accept being yelled at/ridiculed...
cupcakesmile23 0
why would u make love at a local park??
darkmis1 18
Nobody wants to see people having sex in a public place. I'm pretty sure that's why it's illegal. Do it in your car if it must be "in public"
kidcanada 4
no condom? protect your sex!