Today, I wanted to take my girlfriend to a nice dinner before prom. Her parents followed her in, and joined us to "keep an eye on me." They interrupted all our conversations, ate an expensive meal, then got up and walked out when the waitress brought the $95 check, leaving me to pay for it. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom and I went out to a fancy and expensive restaurant per her request; she told me it was her treat. After we ate our meals and the large check came, she excused herself to the bathroom. She didn't come back. I was dine-and-dashed by my own mother. FML
Today, I invited my girlfriend to go eat out, hoping to put her in a really romantic mood. She decided to tell her friend, who then invited herself and another couple along. I ended up being made fifth wheel, and had to sit alone at an adjacent table. FML
Today, my date unexpectedly brought her friend to dinner with us. They seemed bored of me after ten minutes and left me out of their conversation for the rest of the night. Oh, and they made me pay for both of them. FML
Today, I went on a date. I took her out to an expensive steak house. When she was done eating, she got up, said she was married, and told me she only accepted the date because I'd be paying for it. FML
Today, I had my first real meeting with my girlfriend's parents. We had dinner at a pretty upscale restaurant and everything was going great. When the check came, I offered to pay and I stood up to take out my wallet. When I opened it, 3 condoms fell out on the table in front of them. FML
Today, I was out on a dinner date when suddenly a girl walks up to us and says to my date, "Girl, you can do so much better." Hearing this, my date looks at me, nods, gets up and walks off. I still had to pay for everything. FML
Today, my friends took me out to the most expensive restaurant in town to celebrate my promotion, we ordered everything with expensive drinks too. They 'took a smoke break' and left me with the bill. FML
Today, I gathered both mine and my girlfriend's families secretly to a restaurant. I paid the restaurant to play romantic music, and paid for the best table available. As soon as we finished our meal, our families gathered around and I proposed. She laughed and said no way. FML
Today, my girlfriend chose the most expensive restaurant in town, then spent the entire time facebooking, texting, and playing games on her phone while I dined in silence. This is the second time we've been out this week. She didn't even eat her food. I didn't even get a thank you. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend of a year out on a date, a nice fancy dinner and a movie. After dinner, I said that I was feeling sick and just wanted to go home. I didn't have the heart to tell her that dinner was so expensive that I didn't have money for the movie. FML
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cookies61889 15
it's ok you get them back while you **** their daughter
chicagolady 3
Only pay for your two meals and tell the restaurant the name and address of the two parents..
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Comments (297)
IbanezSprinter 0
that's so unbelievably rude! And also weird to follow you to the restaurant, I mean what are you gonna do at a restaurant? You'd do worse things at Prom lol I think they just wanted a free meal...
Emoney1 3
maybe u will get the cash back in a grad gift?
xx_Sarah_xxxxx 6
seriously! I cant believe your girlfriend let her parents come, that sucks! I hope the rest of your night went better :)
skyeyez9 25
I would have refused to pay for their meal. The restaurant can't make you pay for other peoples' food just because they said you would.
a7x_RoCk3r 12
Break up. Well...I would have... ;))
CookieCrazy 8
Should have left when they started eating the food OP
theonlysweetpea 10
She should have talked to her parents
Danieleb56 0
four people under 100 for an "expensive meal "... that doesn't sound all that expensive ... but then again your in highschool sooo.... lol.
KaskStunter 4
Tape the sex you are going to have with their daughter and mail it to them with a letter saying something like "here, no need to follow us, I recorded it for you".
GrahamAker 3
biggest WIN I've ever seen. Thank You. :)
coltsluvr123 2
ok that totally sucks but it was probably a test. you obviously passed... or they're just real cheap and looking for a free meal...? ;)