Today, I wanted to take my girlfriend to a nice dinner before prom. Her parents followed her in, and joined us to "keep an eye on me." They interrupted all our conversations, ate an expensive meal, then got up and walked out when the waitress brought the $95 check, leaving me to pay for it. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom and I went out to a fancy and expensive restaurant per her request; she told me it was her treat. After we ate our meals and the large check came, she excused herself to the bathroom. She didn't come back. I was dine-and-dashed by my own mother. FML
Today, I invited my girlfriend to go eat out, hoping to put her in a really romantic mood. She decided to tell her friend, who then invited herself and another couple along. I ended up being made fifth wheel, and had to sit alone at an adjacent table. FML
Today, my date unexpectedly brought her friend to dinner with us. They seemed bored of me after ten minutes and left me out of their conversation for the rest of the night. Oh, and they made me pay for both of them. FML
Today, I went on a date. I took her out to an expensive steak house. When she was done eating, she got up, said she was married, and told me she only accepted the date because I'd be paying for it. FML
Today, I had my first real meeting with my girlfriend's parents. We had dinner at a pretty upscale restaurant and everything was going great. When the check came, I offered to pay and I stood up to take out my wallet. When I opened it, 3 condoms fell out on the table in front of them. FML
Today, I was out on a dinner date when suddenly a girl walks up to us and says to my date, "Girl, you can do so much better." Hearing this, my date looks at me, nods, gets up and walks off. I still had to pay for everything. FML
Today, my friends took me out to the most expensive restaurant in town to celebrate my promotion, we ordered everything with expensive drinks too. They 'took a smoke break' and left me with the bill. FML
Today, I gathered both mine and my girlfriend's families secretly to a restaurant. I paid the restaurant to play romantic music, and paid for the best table available. As soon as we finished our meal, our families gathered around and I proposed. She laughed and said no way. FML
Today, my girlfriend chose the most expensive restaurant in town, then spent the entire time facebooking, texting, and playing games on her phone while I dined in silence. This is the second time we've been out this week. She didn't even eat her food. I didn't even get a thank you. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend of a year out on a date, a nice fancy dinner and a movie. After dinner, I said that I was feeling sick and just wanted to go home. I didn't have the heart to tell her that dinner was so expensive that I didn't have money for the movie. FML
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cookies61889 15
it's ok you get them back while you **** their daughter
chicagolady 3
Only pay for your two meals and tell the restaurant the name and address of the two parents..
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Comments (297)
SwaggerMelon 6
Thats amusing I must say.
ThogTheCaveman 7
How did you get dislikes? It's true, it is very amusing.
versace_chick 0
Your comment : wow if that happened to me next time i go to thier house i would take something of equal value and go straight to the pawn shop.
Barney_Rubble_75 0
^win!
jessecax 0
well maybe you passed their test, now! :D
thewife5 19
probably failed the test for being a pushover.. what's wrong with parents these days?
gingercurlytop 0
suckfest:( she's soo not worth that.
syi_fml 0
Portland here too!
yaer 4
the ***** family thanks you for the meal! have a nice ****!
yaer 4
oh come on!! it's ok to say he'll get them back while ******* their daughter but not to say "the ***** family thanks you"?
josh5634 0
Good job, you got moderated, twice. you deserve an Internet cookie.
Kn0wledge123 21
Get revenge and **** their precious daughter. It's prom. Pussy Ready On Midnight.
jellybeeen 0
slay them!
TheNewGuy03 29
not entirely sure why, but your comment made me erupt in laughter. maybe it's the absurdity of it all. >.> |the kid|
Stupidpeopleanno 5
If you were able to pay for the meal everything is okay. You probably gained some respect after that incident.
ImaginaryFoe 1
Clearly they don't respect him or they wouldn't have done that. Inviting yourself to dinner on someone else's tab is not a respectful move. FYL Two semi-unrelated comments: 1. $95 for four people seems a fair price, not the price of a "fancy" meal. Probably more than a secondary school student can afford easily though. 2. I thought dinner was served at prom. Is that not the case?
jmcr 27
It is but he probably wanted to make the moment special and not have to share dinner with the whole grade
monagro 22
I think its worse for her.
starwind3438 9
Overprotective parents suck.