Today, I wanted to take my girlfriend to a nice dinner before prom. Her parents followed her in, and joined us to "keep an eye on me." They interrupted all our conversations, ate an expensive meal, then got up and walked out when the waitress brought the $95 check, leaving me to pay for it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom and I went out to a fancy and expensive restaurant per her request; she told me it was her treat. After we ate our meals and the large check came, she excused herself to the bathroom. She didn't come back. I was dine-and-dashed by my own mother. FML
Today, I invited my girlfriend to go eat out, hoping to put her in a really romantic mood. She decided to tell her friend, who then invited herself and another couple along. I ended up being made fifth wheel, and had to sit alone at an adjacent table. FML
Today, my date unexpectedly brought her friend to dinner with us. They seemed bored of me after ten minutes and left me out of their conversation for the rest of the night. Oh, and they made me pay for both of them. FML
Today, I went on a date. I took her out to an expensive steak house. When she was done eating, she got up, said she was married, and told me she only accepted the date because I'd be paying for it. FML
Today, I had my first real meeting with my girlfriend's parents. We had dinner at a pretty upscale restaurant and everything was going great. When the check came, I offered to pay and I stood up to take out my wallet. When I opened it, 3 condoms fell out on the table in front of them. FML
Today, I was out on a dinner date when suddenly a girl walks up to us and says to my date, "Girl, you can do so much better." Hearing this, my date looks at me, nods, gets up and walks off. I still had to pay for everything. FML
Today, my friends took me out to the most expensive restaurant in town to celebrate my promotion, we ordered everything with expensive drinks too. They 'took a smoke break' and left me with the bill. FML
Today, I gathered both mine and my girlfriend's families secretly to a restaurant. I paid the restaurant to play romantic music, and paid for the best table available. As soon as we finished our meal, our families gathered around and I proposed. She laughed and said no way. FML
Today, my girlfriend chose the most expensive restaurant in town, then spent the entire time facebooking, texting, and playing games on her phone while I dined in silence. This is the second time we've been out this week. She didn't even eat her food. I didn't even get a thank you. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend of a year out on a date, a nice fancy dinner and a movie. After dinner, I said that I was feeling sick and just wanted to go home. I didn't have the heart to tell her that dinner was so expensive that I didn't have money for the movie. FML
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cookies61889 15
it's ok you get them back while you **** their daughter
chicagolady 3
Only pay for your two meals and tell the restaurant the name and address of the two parents..
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Comments (297)
mrswhise 0
ouch.
sterlingarcher 1
man that's gotta suck
Pawned71 0
go egg their house repeatedly
rafsta 0
Go steal 95 bucks from his wallet
Zoydude 0
Pay for it without a word, and they will love you forever
CookieCrazy 8
The hell they will! They just wanted a free fancy meal >:V
Anyoniemous 0
Did they go to prom?
JustLetItHappen 2
Time to knock a piece off of the daughter now.
poy2x 0
get their daughter knocked up and leave her jk. don't leave it's ur responsibility lol. FYL
GeneralGreivous3 0
Don't they know when they're not wanted?
firedude266 5
i would ditch them and go to a differnt resturant than i told them to go to XD
nlr 9
awh! I'm sorry! but maybe they like you now
EmoGiana 0
Or maybe they just wanted to chase him away.
ImaWiseGuy 5
or maybe they wanted the free meal they received........
mfmylifesrsly 30
probably not. I hate parents like that
DreaminOfMusic 0
that totally sucks that someone would actually do that, I mean aren't they supposed to be the ones setting examples?
eddieyes 0
I would make sure I let them know how low they are!!!
murlocholmes 5
If you have sex with her, I want you to call her parents DURING and after you finish, yell "Well worth the $95!" then hang up. P.S. you might want to move away afterwords...
wwweee6362 0
omg my frend luvs black viel brides
livin_plur 0
194 u r a genius
xleanne_aLly 23
Yeah that'd be one way to get back at her parents. But if I was the girl and a guy did that to me. I would dump him that second. And make up a story that ended with me kicking him in the balls.
cookies61889 15
it's ok you get them back while you **** their daughter
MyNameIsBruce 0
oora
nate_msm 0
yero
PenguinToucher 0
You sir, are an EPIC WIN!
whitesox365 0
amen
Krilleee 5
booyaah!
dirtyblond 4
word
omgwtfbbq69 5
couldn't have said it any better.
Daerauko 0
lol yes, make sure they catch you and wave saying, "you're welcome for dinner."
shoopd 19
Am I the only one thinking they just indirectly whored their daughter out for a $95 meal?
sarahbear430 0
lol, I'm thinking that now.
Saint_Pete_Saint 0
#4 this is totally off topic but is that lady gaga in ur picture? I'm asking because I can't send messages I'm on my iPod. don't dislike this cause I'm asking a question -_-
Asario 0
#153, you realize by saying "dont dislike this comment" everyone disliked it. arent people just cruel?
GobStopper21 0
ha!
Annie443417817 0
Lol :)
mfjkr 10
I just disliked it as soon as I started to read lady gaga
Miguelx17 0
*** yea! charge him that!
littlewimpe 3
you are a genius
randome101 12
This deserves every like it has.
venomousflower 24
Well that escalated quickly
L1v3_L0v3_Lau9h 18
FYL, that really sucks :/
deadpool91 0
wow bet they would be fantastic in laws! hope it's not too serious of a relationship
lolol_BKYCHO 3
I'm glad my parents don't do that. I would have been so embarrassed :c
chicagolady 3
Only pay for your two meals and tell the restaurant the name and address of the two parents..
Fantastiic 0
It already happened
TheCowUddersTT 0
really smart idea :)
pureecstasy 5
doesn't work like that
samuel18 0
yay I'm from Chicago too
awardZu 0
I agree, should have paid for your date's meal and your own, then told the waiter the parents ducked out on their bill. Then **** their daughter on their bed, & blow your load all over their pillows.
xrudeboyrock 29
Love it, but only works if you plan on dumping the girl. Otherwise the parents will just hate you forever.
rawrchikarawr 0
jeesh :/
zackyp 0
hot^
PurpleMonkeysFor 0
creep ^
StamkosTheMan91 10
#9- you have the same birthday I do xD just one year older haha
jbsington 8
I can sort of see their side, I mean, my parents are pretty over-protective, but making you pay for the bill was just a dick move.
schaflava 0
I thought you were a milf!
ilovehamburgers 0
Seriously? that's so rude of them.
marinus_fml 20
Could have been worse.
nlr 9
I know right? I mean really it's just $90 no big deal! I have 4x that much with me now!
ugliness 6
some of us are not rich >_>
AppleCurry 0
what a spoiled brat. according to statistics I have more annual income than the average American, but $90 for dinner is pretty big if your paying for your girlfriend, you, and her dick parents. some people still go to McDonalds for dinner because that's all they can afford and your here blabbing away like some airhead.
sematariux 7
68 = spoiled rich daddy's girl hahaha
PeteyPablo12308 20
Yeah it also could've been a lot better too! Most high schoolers don't walk around with hundreds of dollars in their pockets.
balest22 0
I'm with 68 - who can't afford that. wow
harmony88 0
My fiancé and I live on $1000 a month. We're both in school and doing our best to stay debt free at the same time. It's enough to pay rent, bills, and food/vet for three cats, but we don't get anything extra, and especially not extravagant meals at fancy restaurants. I'm not complaining, honest, but if you're in a position where $95 is naught but a drop in the bucket for you, then you are a very lucky person.
s3xymoma 1
I don't understand why u are quit to judge just bc you ant got money doesn't mean u need people feeling bad for u. n make negative statements about others I mean really what is $90. at least he got to see how beautiful she looks ant that what matters.
PSQ91 6
Well 68, I got 90$ x5 with me now!! How's that bitch?!
nlr 9
is everyone don critizing me?! I'm mean geez! my parents have good jobs! I'm not a spoiled rich girl?! I mean it doesn't mean in a spoiled rich daddy's girl! that's only half my allowance
Zomg_Okay 27
$360 (90x4) is half your allowance and you are trying to convince us you're not spoilt..?
snugglesmcgee91 2
You'd think that with all that money, your parents would be able to secure a good education for you, but alas....this must not be the case.
GrahamAker 3
171 isn't spoiled I hate when people use that word. let's face it would u rather grow up poor or spoiled? But 90 dollars is a lot for some girl you won't remeber in 2 years. Now remeber somewere in this world there is someone who has it worse then you. And someone who has it better. FYL OP.
nlr 9
176 I do get a good education! thank you very much! 188 you are exactly right except I will remember in 2 years... it's just where I live it's a normal allowance and if you wanna make it at my school you have got to be top notch... coach Vera Bradley kavu chanel vera Wang.... and it's only half my allowance because I got grounded for grades...
nlr 9
103 it's not always in my pocket! I have at the least 3 cards.... and how in the world would you know I'm just in high school?!
drakem 7
nlr, your birthday is on your profile genius. I'm finding it very hard to believe you have any education at all, I'm finding it even harder to believe you have the money you say you do.
drakem 7
*and I'm finding it harder
drakem 7
*and I'm finding it even harder
drakem 7
*and I'm finding it even harder
PurpleMonkeysFor 0
are you all really that stupid? it's kind of obvious she is using sarcasm...
nlr 9
211 and 222 I am in highschool and a cardiology training program! so that you I am getting a wonderful education! and I do have as much money as I say because my step-daddy owns a car dealership! and my daddy is a cop.
nlr 9
so quit bothering me and leave me alone! please and thank you!
No_LoveMM 3
Wow she really is spoiled.
nlr 9
I thought I said to leave me alone! geez! what ever happened to freedom of speech people! your so annoying! and yes I'm gonna be rude because apparently please doesn't matter anymore!
No_LoveMM 3
Nothing happened to freedom of speech, in fact I am exercising that freedom right now. Your logic is quite confusing.
nlr 9
okay... I have no idea what you meant by logic but I honestly don't care okay just please leave me alone
No_LoveMM 3
And you wonder why people think you are stupid.
nlr 9
shut up! one blonde moment and I'm stupid huh? well y'all aren't very smattering either because your arguing with someone you don't know
No_LoveMM 3
How do you get 1 blonde moment from 8 stupid posts? And you aren't even blonde...God you need serious help...
KattAlex 4
@nlr-What the ****! That is ridicules for you too think that isn't a lot of money. You know what the average allowance for me and my older brother is, twenty dollars every now and then. And, no we aren't poor or lower middle class if that is what your spoiled little mind thinks. We are actually higher middle class teenagers in white suburbia.
nlr 9
well I'm not stupid and I don't need serious help! and I cant help what your allowance is! god! all of the money I get have left over from MY 3 car payments all goes to charity! and yes I have 3 cars in case one is in the shop! so yeah I don't give a shit now leave me alone no one has commented on this for a while so I'm leaving it at thanks! thanks so much!(:
No_LoveMM 3
Herp.
nlr 9
hero? WTF!
Raivyn_Grimm 9
The best part of this is that a bunch of the comments in between nlr's last like 5 posts are gone. So she's just repeatedly defending herself against nothing. Oh, and I'm not even going to bother with ridiculing her for being spoiled, since you've all done that throughly.
Raivyn_Grimm 9
Actually, scratch that. I just read the part where she claims to have 3 cars. DAFUQ?????? "In case one is in the shop"???? Oh, ok. My car is in the shop. But don't worry - I have TWO MORE ******* CARS. Because the fact that I only have the physical ability to drive ONE CAR at a time doesn't mean I don't want to try and learn how to drive two cars at once.
MissCharlotte_fml 26
nlr, everyone here hates you. Please never comment ever again. :) Thanks!!