Today, I wanted to go clubbing with my friends. I started drinking at home to save on the price of drinks, instead I fell asleep on my couch. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I drunkenly staggered home and crashed on the couch. When I woke up I realized it wasn't my house. FML
Today, I went out drinking with my friends. At the end of the night I got a cab ride home. I must have passed out because when I woke up I wasn’t at my place, but my parent’s house, which is the address on my license…120 miles away. The fare was $220. FML
Today, I laid in bed until 3am kept up by a house party. In my own house. Which my housemates didn't invite me to. FML
Today, I woke up in hospital after a night of heavy drinking. My friends told me I was beat up by the doorman. After going to the club to watch the security footage, it was revealed I actually fell on my face trying to fight, and caused more damage to myself. FML
Today, I feel hung over. Don’t feel up to anything except slouching on the sofa, nursing my headache. Must have been one hell of a party, lots of booze, right? Actually, all I did was go to bed at 11:30 last night, instead of my usual 8:30. FML
Today, I went to a party that my friends were throwing. I had a great time and got blackout drunk. I woke up to videos from my girlfriend from last night. At some point I'd managed to take off my shorts and boxers and spent the rest of the party naked from the waist down. FML
Today, I went out drinking with my friends. Being safe as we were a little intoxicated, we took a taxi back. The cab driver was also drunk. FML
Today, I woke up in the shower at my coworker's house, with my clothes on and soaking wet. Apparently, the night before I drank too much and punched my best friend. The sad part is, I passed out on the couch, but somehow ended up in the shower, facing the wrong way. FML
Today, I intended to get home early. Instead, I got too drunk, threw up, fell asleep on the train, and had to pay a $120 for a taxi fare. Happy 30th birthday to me, I guess. FML
Today, I was partying with friends. At around midnight, I sent a text message to my friend to reassure her, saying that of course I could handle my drink. That's the last thing I can remember about the evening. It's a total blank from that point onwards. FML
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Top comments
iSometimes 5
lol, you don't HAVE to drink to go clubbing.
DivineGarden 0
ydi for wanting to club baby seals
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Comments (82)
pseudonomous 0
Haha!! Your like Wallace Wells from Scott Pilgrim! In one of the books, Hes gonna go dancing with friends, and he pre-drinks so much, he passes out! Still, sad though.
kare_bear88 0
To the people who are getting their panties in a twist over drunk driving, did you consider for a minute that maybe he's not from some po-dunk small town. In NYC, few people drive anywhere. We just fill up bottles of "orange juice" and get on the train. Anyway, OP, don't feel too bad, I've done that many times. I've even fallen asleep AT parties. I like a catnap in between my drinking, then I wake up good as new and ready to raise hell!
TashaLenaKitty 0
Looks like you know how to party hard ;)
brookeface93 0
Take the stick out of your ass #51. I bet you don't even know what it's like to have fun. (Yes, I am deliberately ignoring the "speak your mind, but please try and be respectful" thing.)
UpYoursInAdvance 0
Dog that's rule #1 You ******* idiot YDI
Chocolate_Chunk 2
you made up rules about getting drunk? that's.. pretty weak
doidazzleu11 0
it called just bring the drinks and drink there
stevenmx86 8
Thats what you get for being an alcoholic....
mattyboy1989 0
amateur!! lol
Djosef_fml 0
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GLiTTeRz 0
fun.