Today, I wanted to go clubbing with my friends. I started drinking at home to save on the price of drinks, instead I fell asleep on my couch. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I drunkenly staggered home and crashed on the couch. When I woke up I realized it wasn't my house. FML
Today, I went out drinking with my friends. At the end of the night I got a cab ride home. I must have passed out because when I woke up I wasn’t at my place, but my parent’s house, which is the address on my license…120 miles away. The fare was $220. FML
Today, I laid in bed until 3am kept up by a house party. In my own house. Which my housemates didn't invite me to. FML
Today, I woke up in hospital after a night of heavy drinking. My friends told me I was beat up by the doorman. After going to the club to watch the security footage, it was revealed I actually fell on my face trying to fight, and caused more damage to myself. FML
Today, I feel hung over. Don’t feel up to anything except slouching on the sofa, nursing my headache. Must have been one hell of a party, lots of booze, right? Actually, all I did was go to bed at 11:30 last night, instead of my usual 8:30. FML
Today, I went to a party that my friends were throwing. I had a great time and got blackout drunk. I woke up to videos from my girlfriend from last night. At some point I'd managed to take off my shorts and boxers and spent the rest of the party naked from the waist down. FML
Today, I went out drinking with my friends. Being safe as we were a little intoxicated, we took a taxi back. The cab driver was also drunk. FML
Today, I woke up in the shower at my coworker's house, with my clothes on and soaking wet. Apparently, the night before I drank too much and punched my best friend. The sad part is, I passed out on the couch, but somehow ended up in the shower, facing the wrong way. FML
Today, I intended to get home early. Instead, I got too drunk, threw up, fell asleep on the train, and had to pay a $120 for a taxi fare. Happy 30th birthday to me, I guess. FML
Today, I was partying with friends. At around midnight, I sent a text message to my friend to reassure her, saying that of course I could handle my drink. That's the last thing I can remember about the evening. It's a total blank from that point onwards. FML
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iSometimes 5
lol, you don't HAVE to drink to go clubbing.
DivineGarden 0
ydi for wanting to club baby seals
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Comments (82)
iwadasn 33
Isn't drinking at home before you go out to drink one of the signs of alcoholism?
zach5432 3
he was going clubbing. he would have got drunk ether way
ori0324 1
hpw about you reread what he said drinking before you go out and drink!
imhowie 2
FYL for falling asleep on the couch. That SUCKS!
HeretoBlame 3
I bet it was fun for your friends too bad for you.
tiffyxmac 0
you idiot! why drink at home then DRIVE to the club?!!! you wouldn't only be putting your life in danger, you'd be putting everyone around you in danger!! SMH..YDI
ChibiChibi_fml 28
Where did it say they were driving? They could have called a cab, been picked up by a friend, taken the train, rode the bus, or perhaps walked depending on where they live. With the many different options available to people it is moronic to just assume that they were going to drive after drinking.
glitchedgamer 0
I hit YDI as soon as I read the word "clubbing."
xcujox 0
if ur drunk, how are u going to drive to the club?
Kingfmltrust 0
man op I do the same thing FML too.
AmNot 0
So, drinking at home with the intentions to save money and be drunk at the club, which means you have to drive drunk to the club. Driving drunk means your more likely to get into an accident, and not save money and if your in an accident, you probably won't make it to the club, which means mission not accomplished. I don't think you thought this one through very well.
spartan_girl 0
Maybe he was going to take PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION In most big cities or college towns (at least a lot of them) there is decent, affordable public transportation and taxi systems that many people use to get to bars/clubs so they don't have to worry about having a designated driver
AmNot 0
then maybe he would be arrested for public intoxication
musicman226 0
This is just like another one I heard
sallen0046 4
YDI for thinking you need to be drunk to go out and have a good time. Obviously your friends weren't picking you up, how exactly did you plan to make it safely to the club? While I suppose it's possible you were planning to take a cab, wouldn't have be more logical to find a cheaper transportation method instead of a cheaper drink option?
ChibiChibi_fml 28
They could have been walking or taking a bus also both of which are pretty damn cheap ways to travel. The train is usually pretty cheap too if they live in an area which has that as an option.
AmNot 0
like i said to the person who replied to my post(me#49, them #57) what about being arrestted for public intoxication?
ChibiChibi_fml 28
In order to get in trouble for public intoxication you have to be drunk and loitering, causing a disturbance, or being a danger to yourself or other people. If you are just walking home, then it's not a problem, provided you aren't drunk enough to be falling over every few steps because that counts as causing a disturbance.