Today, I walked into what I thought would be a surprise birthday party. It wasn't. It was my parents staging an intervention over my cat obsession. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked in on my parents discussing how to kill our cat, and how to make it look like an accident. FML
Today, I was supposed to be studying for an important exam. My parents decided to make me go to a surprise birthday party instead. We weren't allowed to leave until the party was over. The party was for the dog. FML
Today, my mom called me an attention seeker and threw a bitch fit because my cat "decided" to die on her birthday. FML
Today, I walked in on my dad introducing his stuffed gorilla to his cat. FML
Today, I went to a birthday party. A half hour in, a girl started showing me pictures of her cat. That was the high point of the night. FML
Today, I thought I was home alone, so I started singing to my cat. After a half hour of this, I finally stopped. Then I heard applauding. I turned around to find my parents standing in my doorway. FML
Today, after I tried to plan a surprise party for my friend, and a series of miscommunications and accidental reveals, it turned it into a surprise party for myself. I walked into a room filled with people shouting, "Surprise!" FML
Today, my dad and stepmom came back from a very expensive two-month trip across the world. When they got home, they had more gifts for their cat than for me. FML
Today, my sister came over for a visit. I was going to surprise her with the news that I had spontaneously gotten a cat. The first thing she told me when she came in was that she ran over my neighbor's cat. None of my neighbors have cats. FML
Today, I once again walked in on my husband eating our cat's food. FML
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Top comments
Pleonasm 36
"Surprise! We got rid of your cats!" You were the cat-alyst of your own downfall.
MTFR 12
Don't get me wrong, I'm pretty obsessed with pussy too...
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Comments (95)
vross226 6
Those haters!!
RissaLea 8
Get a dog. Much better at affection and company. Just don't end up with a lot of them too. One will cover you.
roxxyfoxxy3 25
.....I'd call my friend to make sure it was him, if it weren't for the fact that its not his birthday...
Jebitesevsi 11
Well, that's discriminatory. This calls for interventions over sport obsession, TV obsession, dance obsession, ...
jess_nb18 3
same