Today, my coworker spilled sticky fruit glaze all over my cake display cake and left it overnight uncleaned. The same display case I spent 2 hours cleaning the day before. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at work, a customer cried because the cake I made her was not "exactly" the same as the display. I'm the one who made the display and it was the same but the display cake had faded a bit, since it had been there for a month. I'd mentioned this to the customer when she placed the order. FML
Today, a coworker left a chocolate cake on the "free food" table in the office. I had a slice. She's just called to ask if she left her grandmother's birthday cake at work. She made it from scratch. Now I'm baking a new cake in the office kitchen. FML
Today, I managed to accidentally drop an entire cake on my laptop's keyboard. There's so much frosting stuck under the keys, I have no idea how I'm going to clean it out. FML
Today, I spent hours baking a multi-layered, detailed cake from scratch for my mom's birthday. It took two seconds for my dog to devour the cake while I picked up a spoon I dropped on the floor. FML
Today, I spent two hours painstakingly making a berry tart for my best friend. As I was taking it out of the oven, the glass dish slipped from my hands and shattered all over the kitchen floor. Now I have no tart and I owe her housemate a new dish. FML
Today, my boss ate a small piece of paper off her desk, thinking it was frosting. I have to work for this woman. FML
Today, I brought a “safe” store-bought cake to a potluck and dropped it on the sidewalk while getting out of the car. I showed up anyway, carrying the box like it was still fine. It was not. FML
Today, at work a little girl wanted a slushie. Instead of pushing the tab in, she lifted it up and broke the machine, spilling slushie all over the floor. I was the only one working, so I had to clean it all up. I spent the rest of my shift covered in red slushie and smelling like cherry. FML
Today, I came in to work early at a restaurant to help out. I stocked, baked pies for the next day, cleaned and set over 50 tables, and vacuumed the entire two stories. When I went to send an order for the first customer of mine, I realized I hadn't even clocked on. Four and half hours of work wasted. FML
Today, I cleaned the two staircases at the hotel where I work. Five minutes later, someone complained they were dirty. Someone had dropped soda and got mud all over them. FML
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Top comments
MitiMiki 16
Hmm, lets see, I could: 1) Post passive aggressively on an anonymous website that he probably does not look at or 2) Ask him to clean up his mess I'll go with 1.
RichardPencil 32
You just hope the sticky glaze is of fruity origin! Wear gloves while spending the next two hours removing the mystery glaze.
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Comments (9)
404wan 19
yeahhhhhh... either thats stunning incompetence, which deserves to be fired, or your coworker is a ******* **** and needs to get her face shoved in a cake she spent a week on. after you accidentally bump into her, of course. edit: i thought you meant 'cake'. it's just a display case.
eabm911 3
Yes I agree with your edit
RichardPencil 32
You just hope the sticky glaze is of fruity origin! Wear gloves while spending the next two hours removing the mystery glaze.
MitiMiki 16
Hmm, lets see, I could: 1) Post passive aggressively on an anonymous website that he probably does not look at or 2) Ask him to clean up his mess I'll go with 1.
eabm911 3
I quite agree with u
eabm911 3
What a pity
Zachary David Philip 12
is the display cake 007? "My name is cake...display cake..."
TumblrweedPasses 11
Read 3 times and was so confused too haha The cake display is the cake display
YallDeservedItJk 22
Wow what a selfish dick. I hope he got in trouble for that.