Today, I walked into the kitchen at the exact moment my uncle decided to bend over in short shorts. Apparently, his ballsack decided it needed extra room, because it dangled out of his pant leg. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while trying to help my disabled uncle into his walker, his one testicle popped out of the leg of his short shorts. I asked him to adjust himself and had to hold on to his walker as he did it. FML
Today, I was walking home from the store when I saw my uncle. I went over and gave him a surprise hug. He grabbed my ass. He wasn't really my uncle. FML
Today, when I bent down to get something off a low shelf at the grocery store, I felt my shorts split wide open at the butt. All my husband did was make jokes about "that's not how you do the splits." FML
Today, while I was doing my hair, my grandpa walked in, dropped his pants, and started taking a crap in the toilet right next to me. FML
Today, I woke up and opened my curtains to see my gardener up a ladder in front of my window tending to the plants growing up the side of the wall. This would've been fine if his ballsack wasn't hanging out his shorts. FML
Today, I walked into my bathroom, only to find my dad passed out on the floor with his pants around his ankles. FML
Today, I was taking a shower outside at my fiancé's beach house. I was struggling to take my bikini bottoms off, so I started to walk backwards to step out of it. Little did I know that I had pushed the door open. My fiancé, his family, and my family all saw me bend over naked. FML
Today, while at the urinal doing my business, my trousers fell all the way to the ground. As I bent down to pull them back up, my boss walked in the bathroom and thought I was mooning him. FML
Today, I wore a pair of shorts a size too big while doing laundry. When I ordered a pizza afterwards and answered the door, I realized I looked a little heavy, so I sucked in my stomach. My shorts fell to the ground in front of the delivery guy. FML
Today, I walked into the kitchen to find my father trimming his pubes over the bin with our kitchen scissors. FML
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23lf 16
Wash your eyes out with battery acid.
nothing92x 13
Worst ad ever. "Who wears short sho- OH GOD NO THEY ARE NOT FOR YOU!!!!"
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Comments (95)
trellz17 19
That's cute too
brivielle 15
It is??
niksatter96 20
Why was he wearing short shorts?
lord_meloetta 20
Some guys like them, this dude at my school always picks up his freshman daughter in short shorts. He sits down with his legs wide open every day right where my locker is!
IKickPuppiesHard 16
With that description he sounds creepy as hell.
RedPillSucks 33
Was his name Chester?
niksatter96 20
Lol that sounds so creepy.
lord_meloetta 20
I don't know his name, I'm afraid to talk to him.
Dro23 10
Ewww!?
lord_meloetta 20
I swear I'd probably burn my eyes if that happened
Enslaved 38
The first time I ever saw a guy's balls was in elementary school. Plopped out of these kid's shorts! Freaked me out because 'til then I always thought balls were suppose to be round, but no, these were a funky kidney-bean shape. Can't eat frijoles to this day!
RedPillSucks 33
Thanks.... Now I can't either.
devildog562 33
Does your balls hang low? Do they wobble to the floor? ...
____gerard____ 11
I think that just ruined my life
cjwayy 22
Oh, that's absolutely disgusting. Why was your uncle wearing short shorts??
thepelvicwoo 8
How ballsy of him.
british_bad_luck 14
Why was your uncle in short shorts?
dustin007 15
Has he Heard Boxer Briefs