Today, I was in the kitchen with my mother putting up the dishes. I went to stand up from putting a pot in a lower cabinet and hit my head on the upper cabinet she left open by accident. Hello concussion number nine. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom always forgets to close the cupboards in the kitchen. She's not tall enough to hit her head on them, but I am. I have done so at least a dozen times in the past week. I swear, I'm gonna knock myself out on those cupboards one of these days. FML
Today, I got a concussion. It was when an entire shelf of bicycle helmets tumbled onto my skull. FML
Today, at work, I managed to hit myself in the face with a large sheet pan. The force made me back into a shelf, which knocked a box off the top, which hit me in the head and knocked me out-cold. I now have a fat lip, a sore head, and bruises all over from the fall. FML
Today, I finally decided to do something productive and clean my room. When I went to pick up the first thing off my floor, I hit my head on my desk and gave myself a concussion. FML
Today, I received a serious concussion and several stitches to the back of my head. The attacker? My mom. FML
Today, after sweeping up a spill, I managed to break the cupboard door. With my head. FML
Today, I walked into my upstairs bathroom to find my mom's new boyfriend eating soup, naked on the toilet. In shock, I stepped back and fell down a flight of stairs, backwards, and hit my head on wall, leaving a dent in it. FML
Today, I'm well aware that this is my own fault, but I went to a friend's house after working late. Ran towards the friend's front door and hit my head a tree limb that I didn't see. Flipped over, landed on the lawn, and blacked out for a minute. I got up, was dizzy, tripped, and fell on friend's porch. Second concussion in a year. FML
Today, I opened the cabinet to take a pill for my headache. After taking the pill, I turned around and smashed my head on the open cabinet door. FML
Today, I crawled under a table to plug in a new lamp. When I tried to get up, I hit my head on the corner of the same table, getting me my fourth concussion in three years for trying to plug in a f***ing lamp. FML
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AlissaMichaela 8
Number 9? I'd start wearing a helmet.
Spudnik 21
Number NINE?! What the hell caused one through eight?!
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Comments (22)
cheshireau 26
5 days ago I accidentally slammed a car door into my eye. Accidents happen and sometimes people can be a little uncoordinated. Don't stress about it. Just be careful and don't fall asleep. If you are worried, via a GP or Hospital.
AlissaMichaela 8
Number 9? I'd start wearing a helmet.
Spudnik 21
Number NINE?! What the hell caused one through eight?!
ralphnader 13
There is a difference between being uncoordinated and not paying attention. 2-3 you can say eh sports or an accident and you were more susceptible to them after the first. Number 9 just means your head is in the clouds and you have no situational awareness
acmariner99 25
Are these actual concussions or did you just get a nice bump on the head? That many concussions is a serious medical issue.
swervelol 28
There's no way those can be actual concussions, I know someone who has had 4 and now she has extreme light sensitivity and partial seizures at night. She was told a 5th concussion would likely kill her. Either OP isn't telling the truth or he has a very high tolerance to concussion trauma.
apossessedbagel 14
Ouch, a head is one thing, but specifically the eye? I can't imagine how bad that had to feel.
sasquatchius 3
<p>If you've actually had nine concussions you've probably got brain damage, check that out, it could really affect you later in life. </p>
Konarika 11
At first I read "cousin number 9" and was really confused
Lalala579121 28
Hockey players would be impressed.