Today, I asked out the guy I like, and he said yes. Later, I found out that he used to date my BFF and he broke up with her right before I'd asked him. I left him saying he should have told me earlier and that I would be weird if we dated. I talked to my BFF about it and she got mad at me. She literally didn't even tell me about them. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a guy who I was low-key crushing on asked me out. I excitedly told my best friend, as I do when I have big news. She informed me that the same guy asked her out 15 minutes ago. He'd originally been into her and only came to me because she rejected him. FML
Today, a guy I've liked for a while asked if he could talk to me during break. He'd never done that before, so I was excited and said yes. As soon as we both sat down, he asked if I'd help him get a date with my best friend. FML
Today, the guy I've been madly in love with for ages finally asked me out. I excitedly said yes. I waited a half an hour for him to show up, with another girl and say, "Where's your date?" I was asked to go on a double date, but apparently he forgot to tell me. FML
Today, I was planning on asking out a girl I've been really close to for a few months now. I was with her when I got a forward text from my friend. It was from the girl and it said, "Noooo tell him not to ask me out I don't like him." I got rejected via a forwarded text before I could tell her how I felt. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend asked how long he'd have to wait until he could ask out my best friend. We broke up yesterday. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend about a friend-with-benefits that I had before him, and he dumped me because I’m still friends with that person, and I didn’t tell him about him right away. FML
Today, I told my friend I would pay him to ask out the ugliest girl he knew. He asked out my girlfriend. FML
Today, I wanted to ask out this cute girl I used to work with. Before I could, she said she likes my only friend there, and asked if could I set them up. Trying to be nice guy and good friend, I did. Then she made her complete lack of interest in me obvious. But hey, at least the gay guy she hung out with thought I was cute. FML
Today, my friend told me she saw the girl I like at a single's night after I'd asked her out and rejecting me, for being in a complicated relationship. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy that I really like. At the last minute he informed me a friend would be tagging along. To keep his friend from being a third-wheel, I kept up a conversation, and managed to piss my date off. He thought I would be a better match for his friend. FML
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RichardPencil 32
It's weird that you call someone a BFF and yet you don't even know who they are dating. You shouldn't elevate a CAFN to the BFF designation. CAFN = Casual Acquaintance For Now for those of you not cool enough to know the abbrev.
Crowned Sataness 12
honey, YOU aren't THEIR bff if she didn't even bring you around her boyfriend. Move onto better friends. This friendship is very one sided. Sadly not everyone will feel the same about you, as you do them
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RichardPencil 32
It's weird that you call someone a BFF and yet you don't even know who they are dating. You shouldn't elevate a CAFN to the BFF designation. CAFN = Casual Acquaintance For Now for those of you not cool enough to know the abbrev.
Crowned Sataness 12
honey, YOU aren't THEIR bff if she didn't even bring you around her boyfriend. Move onto better friends. This friendship is very one sided. Sadly not everyone will feel the same about you, as you do them
historygrad74 19
Who cares, go out with him anyway. She is obviously not your best friend.
Jesse Duff 15
are you sure that's your bff, you clearly didnt know the two were dating until after they broke up, but you dumped him, how the heck was he supposed to know about you if you didnt know about him...you're a loser
Tisinlovewithme 2
girl just go out with him, she seems like a bitch