calliefml
United States
Today, I walked into my dorm to find my roommate hanging a voodoo doll of me on a noose. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
brebre101
Canada
Today, I walked in on my brother performing voodoo on a doll with my picture taped to its face. FML
funnymanjoe
United States
Today, I walked into my dorm to find my roommate and his friends using my bass clarinet to smoke weed. FML
roomingwithevil
Slinger, United States
Today, I found out who my randomly assigned roommate was. Out of 10,000+ people, I just happen to get assigned a girl who threatened to kill me. FML
Woops
Secaucus, United States
Today, a schoolmate I've always secretly hated came over to my place to hang out. She found her way to my room and instantly noticed my dartboard, which I'd taped a picture of her face onto. FML
piece of shed
United States
Today, I walked into my shed to find my daughter's boyfriend asleep and completely duct-taped to the ceiling, with his face painted like a clown. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I woke up to my psycho roommate trying to baptize me in my sleep. FML
Anonymous
Germany
College life
Today, I arrived in my dorm at 3 am to find my roommate passed out and a nauseating stench. While I was gone, he got drunk and puked all over the walls, carpet, and both beds. His inebriated attempt to clean up the mess consisted of smearing his vomit everywhere with my shower robe. FML
powsser
United States
Today, my roommate got mad at me for putting away the tampons that were sitting on her desk. She rebelled by hanging hundreds of tampons dyed red from every surface in our dorm room. I discovered this while giving my mom her first tour of the place. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my roommate came home and instantly began raging, cursing, and threatening to kill me. While I was cowering in my bedroom, the police had to settle the situation. All I'd done was rearrange some furniture. FML
123roomielover
United States
Today, I woke up to my new roommate staring at me, just a few inches from my face. She then told me how easy I would be to kill in my sleep. Then she stood up, naked from head to toe. FML
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jhkmyun 0
Yikes, creepy much?
24788 7
That's some creepy shit.
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mkr20789 0
good thing it's almost summer and you'll be moving out soon...unless you're staying there for the summer, in which case you're ******.
JohnFR33M4N 0
maybe you were supposed to be bungie jumping?
MukyDaCookie 0
Punch him in the face and make a voodoo doll of him! Stick some pins in there and light it on fire and fake a devil summoning ritual. I don;t know waht those look like, but im sure if you just draw a circle on hte ground, light alot of candles and dye your hair black it will work.
no_one_fml 3
Maybe they just have a strange sense of humor? My ex-roomie has a voodoo doll hanging in his car... of no one in particular though.
fuckthat25 0
HAHAHA #47. ....you're probably right.....
Kashi13 0
If that happened to me I'll punch him in the face because that would be racist, but if ur not black thats really weird.
PaperxHearts_xox 0
hahaha x) wow; at least you know what he really thinks of you, eh? you should make one of him and stick a needle in his crotch.
HelloFlower 0
Blimey! FYL indeed.
littlemisslee 0
Maybe you should speak about this to someone at your school.... you should tell us all if it's a prank or not, though.
klutzywriter 0
geez what did you do