Today, I walked into a T-Mobile store to get a new phone. I wanted all of my numbers on my new phone, but the customer service rep had to transfer them. He said jokingly, "I understand. You don't want to lose your girlfriend's number." My girlfriend and I broke up two days ago. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later came into the T-Mobile that I work at to return the Sidekick that I bought for her. I had to transfer her account to a new Iphone. She got the Iphone from her new boyfriend, who works across the street from me. FML
Today, I was at AT&T getting my phone fixed. At one point, the salesman said, "You should see this." It was a text message from some girl apologizing for sleeping with my boyfriend for the past four months, and telling me that they were moving him out of our apartment. FML
Today, I went to a rock concert and met this amazing girl. We started talking and then swapped cell numbers. Five minutes later, she asks to see my cellphone, so I gave it to her. Once I got home I went to text her and saw that she deleted her number. FML
Today, I fucked up when I answered a phone call. I wasn't sure who the number was at first, and it turned out to be my ex girlfriend who had apparently been stalking me. She asked me how my new girlfriend was, and as I answered it in front of my girlfriend, she's now depressed. FML
Today, my phone died while I was on the phone with my girlfriend. When I finally got a charger, I saw a text message from her. I'm now single. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to give her my phone's passcode. FML
Today, I went out for a drink with my girlfriend. Everything was going smoothly until her phone rang, she took the call and cut whoever it was off quite quickly by saying, "I can't talk right now, I'm in the middle of a break-up." I certainly wasn't aware. FML
Today, I switched cell phone service providers, hoping to upgrade. After working out the details and picking a phone in the store, I got home to find my brand new cell can't get a signal in my house. I already signed the two year contract. FML
Today, the love of my life has moved a new girl into our house. Seeing him with her is agony. When they met, he told me I had nothing to worry about. Three hours after he'd said he wanted to get back together, she called him from a new permanent phone number, and now he acts like us getting back together never happened. FML
Today, my girlfriend was in a pissy mood because she said none of her friends have been texting to check on her lately since she changed her number. I asked if she gave the new number out. She said that no, she wanted to see who cared enough to call and ask for her new number. She doesn’t get it. FML
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Incubuss 0
Can you hear the sympathetic violin music? So ******* what?
ibaneziceman 0
Boo ******* hoo.
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guy16510 0
I completely agree.. This is not an FML.. Your life sucks, but its not irony, or raise any comedic value. Its like "Hey I walked into a store, and left my wallet in my car.. FML".. That is a direct comparison of what I just read.. I hope you get a new girlfriend, maybe grow a pair, then post some better stuff that has more comedic value.
Redrosesandrain 0
ydi for caring what some random sales rep, whom you've never met before, unintentionally assumes.
Chopperman_fml 0
I don't really know what to make of this...it's lame. Stop being so sensitive, it's not like the rep knew you. Your life was inconvenienced, not ******.
Thunderman 0
and i ******* care...why?
christdwp 0
get over it.
Anteezy 7
next time tell everyone you come in contact with that you broke up with your girlfriend.
missunlucky_fml 0
Baaawww I just wanna give you a big hug :(
chrisssss_fml 0
Daang. Sorry, dude. What does YDI mean? If anybody'll be kind enough to tell me. :)
Chopperman_fml 0
YDI means "You Deserve It"
98xploder 0
stop bitching. theres too many women out there for you to be acting like a little girl about it. go find one. or two.
Bllasae 0
How would he know that, ass?