Today, when I went to the gas station to buy beer, some underage punk outside asked me to buy him booze. I told him to get bent, but the dumbass cashier had seen me talking to him, and refused to let me buy alcohol because, "This is obviously a sting." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to buy some beer using my fake ID, when the cute cashier and I started flirting. When he asked me how old I was, I said without thinking, "Nineteen." FML
Today, I sold a customer some beer. He then asked to see the manager, and told me he was a 19 year-old undercover cop. My knee jerk reaction was to panic and curse aloud, before realizing he was balding, toothless, probably 50, certainly not a cop, and laughing at me for being such a gullible moron. FML
Today, I went to buy beer underage for a party to impress a girl. I picked up the case of beer and went to the cashier, he ran it through without asking for ID. I left the store with a smirk on my face, I arrived at the party and showed the case to the girl. It was non-alcoholic. FML
Today, I was fired for not asking a senior citizen for proof that he was over 21 and legally allowed to purchase alcohol. When I told my manager he was clearly over 21, he replied, "But what if he WASN'T?" FML
Today, I tried to buy a bottle of wine from the supermarket. The scrawny, acne-ridden kid at the checkout asked to see my ID. I didn't have any on me, since I'm 37 years old and didn't expect to be asked stupid questions. I complained to his manager, only to be asked to leave. FML
Today, while buying drinks, the cashier immediately refused me and said, “Don’t even bother showing me your ID, you’re obviously 12." I’m 31. FML
Today, my friend and I wanted to get some alcohol (we're under 21). We went to a liquor store and asked a random guy to go in and buy us some vodka. After giving him $20, he said he had to go turn off his car, then he'd get us the drinks. He got in his car and drove off, with my $20. FML
Today, I was waiting in the car while my mom went into a store to get beer. A few minutes later, some guy was knocking on my window, telling me to open the door. I started cursing him out, thinking I was getting attacked. Turns out he worked there and was putting the beer in the car. FML
Today, I tried buying alcohol for the first time. I have a baby face, so I had my ID ready. The store owner admitted that my ID looked real enough, but he wouldn't believe it wasn't just an elaborate fake. He very nearly called the cops on me. FML
Today, I refused to serve a woman alcohol, as she looked underage. She complained to my manager about "age racism." FML
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spinningrecords 14
Don’t call the cashier a dumbass, they get massive personal fines for that shit. If they have a bad feeling about the transaction then they have the right to say no. If you said anything like that to the cashier, I would think you owe them an apology.
JasonThorn 23
If you don't shove them away from you or kick their ass for them, you might as well go somewhere else. The fines run in the thousands of dollars.
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spinningrecords 14
Don’t call the cashier a dumbass, they get massive personal fines for that shit. If they have a bad feeling about the transaction then they have the right to say no. If you said anything like that to the cashier, I would think you owe them an apology.
Yudith 28
So some kid asks OP to buy him beer, OP refuses, the cashier refuses to let OP buy beer because he saw OP tell the kit to get bent, and OP would have to apologize to the cashier? I don't think so!
JasonThorn 23
If you don't shove them away from you or kick their ass for them, you might as well go somewhere else. The fines run in the thousands of dollars.