Today, I walked into a T-Mobile store to get a new phone. I wanted all of my numbers on my new phone, but the customer service rep had to transfer them. He said jokingly, "I understand. You don't want to lose your girlfriend's number." My girlfriend and I broke up two days ago. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later came into the T-Mobile that I work at to return the Sidekick that I bought for her. I had to transfer her account to a new Iphone. She got the Iphone from her new boyfriend, who works across the street from me. FML
Today, I was at AT&T getting my phone fixed. At one point, the salesman said, "You should see this." It was a text message from some girl apologizing for sleeping with my boyfriend for the past four months, and telling me that they were moving him out of our apartment. FML
Today, I went to a rock concert and met this amazing girl. We started talking and then swapped cell numbers. Five minutes later, she asks to see my cellphone, so I gave it to her. Once I got home I went to text her and saw that she deleted her number. FML
Today, I fucked up when I answered a phone call. I wasn't sure who the number was at first, and it turned out to be my ex girlfriend who had apparently been stalking me. She asked me how my new girlfriend was, and as I answered it in front of my girlfriend, she's now depressed. FML
Today, my phone died while I was on the phone with my girlfriend. When I finally got a charger, I saw a text message from her. I'm now single. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to give her my phone's passcode. FML
Today, I went out for a drink with my girlfriend. Everything was going smoothly until her phone rang, she took the call and cut whoever it was off quite quickly by saying, "I can't talk right now, I'm in the middle of a break-up." I certainly wasn't aware. FML
Today, I switched cell phone service providers, hoping to upgrade. After working out the details and picking a phone in the store, I got home to find my brand new cell can't get a signal in my house. I already signed the two year contract. FML
Today, the love of my life has moved a new girl into our house. Seeing him with her is agony. When they met, he told me I had nothing to worry about. Three hours after he'd said he wanted to get back together, she called him from a new permanent phone number, and now he acts like us getting back together never happened. FML
Today, my girlfriend was in a pissy mood because she said none of her friends have been texting to check on her lately since she changed her number. I asked if she gave the new number out. She said that no, she wanted to see who cared enough to call and ask for her new number. She doesn’t get it. FML
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Incubuss 0
Can you hear the sympathetic violin music? So ******* what?
ibaneziceman 0
Boo ******* hoo.
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Comments (126)
loooooooooool_fml 1
I have a feeling that most of the people here haven't been broken up with before. Seriously, you, commenter's, don't get to decide what is a FML and what is not. Probably OP is still in love with the ex-girlfriend and it hurts when it's brought up. Bare the fact that it has only been 2 days, people don't get over it so soon.
wolfpackchick10 0
No...these other commenters do have a point. How would the T-Mobile guy know that?? Sure it may hurt...but that's not the T-Mobile dudes fault. He was probably just trying to be friendly...tons of customer service people do it!! They're trying to be nice...how was he supposed to know. It has NOTHING to do with the fact they're broken up. Sure...that sucks. But the point was the OP made it sound like the T-Mobile guy should have known not to say something.
krivedko 0
well, it's nice to **** your exes))) just call her and tell her that you've got some of her pictures left..))
komodo65 6
sucks you guys broke up, but seriously, this is no FML. in fact, actually having a cell phone customer service rep who isnt a douche (and even jokes to be nice) makes your life awesome. quit your bitching and stop posting FMLs
l30n 0
boo hoo :'(
blastvortex 4
So laugh and sheepishly say that at least that shouldn't be a problem any more. You never know, in the subsequent conversation, you might get lucky if he recommends someone else, or perhaps even shares the same woes. Shit happens. Simmer down, dood.
containsnosoy 0
Let me guess, you two split because you're too sensitive.
revolution2012 2
Grow a pair of nuts kid. No wonder she dumped your overly sensitive ass.
deaditegirl 0
Oh boo hoo! A customer service rep didn't know your entire life story! Grow up, grow some skin, and quit your damn whining.
TheTragicReturn 0
If his comment is one of the worst things that's happened in your life, you have an amazing life.
theblazian 0
Somebody call the waahbulance.