Today, it's been so long since my wife has been interested in me intimately, I became aroused when a woman touched my arm while talking to me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I'm sad. My wife of six years cares very little about my satisfaction. Intimacy is my receiving love language, and while we do have sex sometimes, she wants me to "take" or "use" her. I want to be felt up and be shown I'm wanted, too. FML
Today, after close to 10 years of marriage, my wife’s health has improved enough she is craving sex again. Just not with me. FML
Today, my wife told me she was very horny as we have not had sex in about two weeks, so I told her to do something for me to get me in the mood. She sighed and then went upstairs to get ready for work. FML
Today, I realized that it has been so long since my wife and I were intimate that I got slightly turned on watching her suck the meat off chicken wings. I'm jealous of fried, sauce-soaked poultry. FML
Today, it's been 3 years since my wife told me we should take a break from sex. We haven't touched each other since. FML
Today, my wife shouted at me for masturbating in the shower, because, "It’s disgusting." She hasn’t touched me sexually in two years FML
Today, I read an incoming message on my wife's phone. "I miss your warm hands and mouth". The message came from a female co-worker of hers. FML
Today, I enjoyed the soft caressing touch of the person I'm attracted to. It would have been even better if he weren't simply stroking my arm hair in amazement at its superior length and density. FML
Today, my wife can't be bothered to do anything that isn't work, talk about her work, and sit on the sofa. Then she complains that I don't show any affection, when she can be bothered to even talk to me. FML
Today, a female friend, who I'm mildly into, was crying into my arms about how tough things have been for her. I'm so touch-starved that I got a boner as I hugged her. She noticed. FML
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WeirdUS 30
Is she upset at you or not happy with how you are in bed? I'd seriously start asking questions.
RichardPencil 32
Don’t worry, she getting it somewhere else.
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Comments (7)
bloopaloop 27
Look at girls butts when they walk by. Your wife will want more of your attention. Works for me! Remember: look, but don’t touch.
RichardPencil 32
Don’t worry, she getting it somewhere else.
Charlie Given 28
Umm time for a serious heart to heart there's only afew things that would cause a prolonged lack of intimacy 1.the obvious cheating, 2. mental or physical issues that are embarrassing, shameful, or don't want to be delt with,3. she has fallen out of love, 4.shes doing it to manipulate you (and you might not even be aware she is, I wasn't entill someone pointed it out to me and I did some research into female narcissism),5. she's only using you (in possible combination with #1& or 4)for financial or social status means. sorry for ya OP
WeirdUS 30
Is she upset at you or not happy with how you are in bed? I'd seriously start asking questions.
jbuckets_404 39
OP, did you apologize to Sister Agnes? ;-)
Yudith 28
Are you Mike Pence? Because that would explain why you never meet a woman without the presence of your wife, and also why you call said wife "Mother".
EmDizzle2007 28
yikes