Today, I walked into a T-Mobile store to get a new phone. I wanted all of my numbers on my new phone, but the customer service rep had to transfer them. He said jokingly, "I understand. You don't want to lose your girlfriend's number." My girlfriend and I broke up two days ago. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later came into the T-Mobile that I work at to return the Sidekick that I bought for her. I had to transfer her account to a new Iphone. She got the Iphone from her new boyfriend, who works across the street from me. FML
Today, I was at AT&T getting my phone fixed. At one point, the salesman said, "You should see this." It was a text message from some girl apologizing for sleeping with my boyfriend for the past four months, and telling me that they were moving him out of our apartment. FML
Today, I went to a rock concert and met this amazing girl. We started talking and then swapped cell numbers. Five minutes later, she asks to see my cellphone, so I gave it to her. Once I got home I went to text her and saw that she deleted her number. FML
Today, I fucked up when I answered a phone call. I wasn't sure who the number was at first, and it turned out to be my ex girlfriend who had apparently been stalking me. She asked me how my new girlfriend was, and as I answered it in front of my girlfriend, she's now depressed. FML
Today, my phone died while I was on the phone with my girlfriend. When I finally got a charger, I saw a text message from her. I'm now single. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to give her my phone's passcode. FML
Today, I went out for a drink with my girlfriend. Everything was going smoothly until her phone rang, she took the call and cut whoever it was off quite quickly by saying, "I can't talk right now, I'm in the middle of a break-up." I certainly wasn't aware. FML
Today, I switched cell phone service providers, hoping to upgrade. After working out the details and picking a phone in the store, I got home to find my brand new cell can't get a signal in my house. I already signed the two year contract. FML
Today, the love of my life has moved a new girl into our house. Seeing him with her is agony. When they met, he told me I had nothing to worry about. Three hours after he'd said he wanted to get back together, she called him from a new permanent phone number, and now he acts like us getting back together never happened. FML
Today, my girlfriend was in a pissy mood because she said none of her friends have been texting to check on her lately since she changed her number. I asked if she gave the new number out. She said that no, she wanted to see who cared enough to call and ask for her new number. She doesn’t get it. FML
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Top comments
Incubuss 0
Can you hear the sympathetic violin music? So ******* what?
ibaneziceman 0
Boo ******* hoo.
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Comments (126)
happy_ness 0
omg..how is this an FML? LAME!
Sweny 0
could you not have just said my gf broke up with me two days ago?
Vaetrus 0
Exactly. Why tell us your life story?
Zion0153 4
And how was he supposed to know that? FYL for breaking up.. but I hardly see what the big deal is if he didn't know...?
Incubuss 0
Can you hear the sympathetic violin music? So ******* what?
NGM_47 0
You mean your girlfriend broke up with YOU? ....And like others have said, what's the big freaking deal!? This was not FML worthy.
nobridgejustwate 0
K, first off, nice chicken. second, he's just whining. if it was two days, he was probably still a little raw from the shock. my boyfriend left me four days before Christmas, and I didn't stop crying and whining to my friends until new years. lay off the poor kid.
TheTruth1428 0
Not really a FML, nor a YDI. There really needs to be a third option for situations like this. The rep wasn't trying to be mean, he was just trying to make small talk. He had no way of knowing what had happened. Hurt feelings really aren't that much of a FML, man up and move along.
TheOthin 0
In cases like this, the third option can easily be replaced with the already existing second option.
lifeinoz 0
or "who the **** cares"
DumbStruck79 0
boo-hoo, whiny bitch, get a life...
kaykay007 0
haha I work at tmobile and that sounds like something that a rep would say. he was trying to build a sales relationship..but still not an fml.
brutallyhonest24 0
This story is bad and you should feel bad!
kimmykinz 0
please tell me you're quoting futurama?
allmidnighteyes 11
Including your daily eating routine, any masturbatory fetishes you may have, and a backup of all the pictures, videos, and text messages on your cellular device.