Today, I walked in the door and heard my husband calling me to the bedroom. I got a little excited, took my clothes off, and walked into the bedroom. I forgot our mortgagor was inspecting our house today. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came home to my family remodeling our (extremely) out of date bathroom. I was SUPER excited to help them get it done. I walked down the hallway and opened my bedroom door to find a huge, gaping hole in my wall and my room covered in dust. I had to sweep every surface in my room. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating into the kitchen sink. FML
Today, I was at my new apartment. My fiancé was coming home so I filled the apartment with candles and put on some sexy music. When he came up to my door, I answered the door, naked. What I didn't know was that he was bringing his dad to see the new apartment. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband having sex with the shower wall. When I got in the shower with him he immediately went soft. FML
Today, I was taking a shower when my husband suddenly came in naked. I thought we were gonna have some fun, and so tried to be sexy. He took a quick shower and left. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband in our room completely naked. At first I thought he was waiting for me so we could have sex. He hadn't seen me yet, so I started to undress too to surprise him. Then I saw that he had drawn a face on his penis and he was talking to it. FML
Today, I decided to pay a suprise visit to my boyfriend's house. I let myself in, walked up to his bedroom and found him dancing around. In the dress I had left the other weekend. FML
Today, my husband thought it'd be funny to trigger the alarm in the house while I was sleeping. Shocked, I ran outside naked. FML
Today, after leaving for the city inspector to make sure everything was up to code, my husband and I remembered that we'd forgotten to take down the rope bondage setup and equipment in the closet. We came home to paperwork on the kitchen counter and the closet door open. FML
Today, I left my husband in charge of the house for a day. When I returned, I saw him gaming through the window, so I stormed in and yelled at him. Then, my eyes adjusted, and I saw the neatly folded laundry, clean kitchen, vacuumed rugs, and my son, who was asleep until I woke him. Whoops. FML
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aairborne52 0
can you say awkward?
ryankon518 3
dress to impress, well in this case undress
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Comments (119)
frootietootie 0
65 I tottaly agree with u I mean she probebly wanted to just get her hands on that worker.
redrovaa 0
Who the hell assumes their significant other wants to have sex just 'cause they called their name from the bedroom? If every time my boyfriend called my name I took off my clothes and ran, we'd have problems.
proski 0
wtf
boopityboppity 11
The FML doesn't mention through which door she walked. For example, she could have been taking a walk or gardening out back for a half hour. When she came in, she heard her husband calling her to the bedroom. She makes a mental leap. Boom: FML.
boopityboppity 11
To clarify, "out back" means "in the back yard, unable to see the driveway."
oarisimo 4
so just because your husband calls you from the bedroom you automatically assume it means he wants sex? wow...
RVD705 0
ménage a trios?
thatdood13 1
Hell yeah! Lmao!
LOLSWAT 0
more women need to do this. srsly, just assume ur man wants sex. they rarely dont.
Konarika 11
OP is a guy, though...
annanonomus 0
And you didn't hear voices before you barged in there?
Snickers369 0
Way to go, OP. How could you forget something like that? Imagine what you'd be like at parties...