Today, it's the last day of finals week. Unfortunately the only test I've passed this week is the pregnancy test I took during my lunch break in a Subway bathroom. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went in to take my College Placement tests. I'd spent all week ignoring actual homework to study for these tests. When I got there, the responsible told me that the tests were last week. FML
Today, I found out that I have been studying for the wrong final exam. One more hour until the test. FML
Today, I took my last final on a Scantron sheet with 200 multiple choice questions, with seconds to spare. When I finished the last question, I saw I had another bubble to fill in and I didn't know where I screwed up. FML
Today, I sat my end of year assessment. I was quite pleased that nothing I learned in my syllabus came up on the test. FML
Today, I was taking a final test online that would account for 65% of my final grade, for which I'd worked extremely hard. I had one submission for the test, and my roommate thought it would be funny to click the "Submit All" Button while I was getting a glass of water. I got a 13%. FML
Today, I had to take an oral examination. I made it to the last part of the exam, then violently threw up in the middle of my answer. FML
Today, I took an exam, for which I have been studying for weeks, I was confident at first, but then really struggled with it. I finished with about ten minutes to spare, turned to what I thought would be the end of my paper and found the first page of questions I was supposed to have answered. FML
Today, I found out that I was one point away from passing a state science exam. FML
Today, I took an exam in order to apply for a graduate program I want to get into. Last night, my boyfriend decided it was a good time to break up with me out of the blue. I broke down three times in the middle of the test, and I just barely failed it. FML
Today, I accidentally left my textbook at home. Normally this wouldn't be an issue, but today was my class final. Since it was an open-book final, I'd decided not to study for it. I'm pretty sure I failed. FML
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Top comments
saIty 17
1+1=3 without a condom.
FunkyAndFresh 7
Did you have a 6inch with meatballs?
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Comments (31)
marisadc79 0
Not exactly the test you were hoping to pass I'm sure but believe me, you can get through it like so many others have
IceeCreamm 7
dw, you might pass an STD test aswell
EwanSmith 2
was it 6 or 12 inches?
memob123 0
Joke already taken
saIty 17
1+1=3 without a condom.
yumlicious 4
1+1=3 even with the use a condoms.
sr101998 0
Only if it breaks.
Evan2297 0
Greater or equal to 3... And hopefully not less than...
FunkyAndFresh 7
Did you have a 6inch with meatballs?
CalCommando 6
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Or a footlong ripped in half viciously by someones teeth?
silverhelms 5
Easy A
RecklessJellyBea 7
Well, that's the only sure way to pass a test right? By sleeping with the professor.
RecklessJellyBea 7
-#5 I beg to differ. Sometimes people just get pregnant. Even from using such preventive methods. And I'm pretty sure *most* women don't look to abortion as a sort of birth control. It's more of a last line of defense.
Buttsexpirate 9
Damn you Jared!
xx000o 27
Sounds like you didn't study for that test either.
MrXerxes5 6
Well... At least you're good at something right?