not as scarred as he should be
Cambridge, Canada
Today, I walked in on my mother using a razor to shave my dad's cream-covered testicles. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
deardaughter
Australia
Eye bleach
Today, I walked into the kitchen to find my father trimming his pubes over the bin with our kitchen scissors. FML
imblue42
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
United States
Content warning
Today, I walked into the dining room to find my mom popping pimples on my dad's back. FML
jessie
Different together
Today, my mom walked in on me shaving the tops of my legs. She called me a freak, since apparently women aren’t even supposed to grow hair there. FML
Anonymous
Contact
Today, I found out my mum has been using my electric shaver for several months to shave her pubes and underarms. FML
smf_ds
Rebordosa, Portugal
Today, I witnessed my dad spreading his ass cheeks to show my mom the rashes his hemorrhoids are giving him. FML
maruskasommers
Czech Republic
Today, I came home with a friend to find my mom scratching my dad's butt with a fork. FML
anonymous
Ballwin, United States
Today, while shaving in the shower, my mother banged on the bathroom door to tell me something, right as I went to shave under my left armpit, causing me to jump and cut open my nipple. FML
Eddie
Sharing is caring
Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML
Anonymous
Milton, Canada
Today, I woke up at 4am needing a piss, only to walk in on my fuckstick brother combing his pubes with our mom's toothbrush. FML
curlyisnogood
Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair. FML
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OhMinty 5
How can you ever get that image out of your head? :/
golferman72 16
Nobody could ever unsee this. I am so sorry for what you have seen.
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Comments (166)
dragynfyre 4
yikes
perdix 31
That's pretty bad. At least you didn't walk in on Mom enjoying the fruits of her labor. I don't know why "sucks balls" means something bad, because when it's done right, it's magnificent. Oops! Do you now have in your head the image of your Mom sucking your Dad's clean-shaven, shiny balls? Sorry about that.
Isa_fml 20
A+ would LOL again.
yscpunkchick 14
I suppose it could've been worse. You could've walked in to find your mother "shaving" whip cream off of your fathers sack with her tongue.
emh86 14
Hope it wasn't your razor!
MegaTheater 5
Congrats, you will have a sibling soon
OscarrJo 4
I just about threw up my food.. X_X I'm so sorry!!
SDhkhb 8
At least it wasn't your razor..
zen4681 8
At the very least...
Tamz13 2
Oww Brain cramp. This just gave me the horrid vision of if it were my parents. Soooo sorry!
lhamil64_fml 5
Man, he must REALLY trust your mom. I'd never let anyone go near my balls with anything sharp..
thursday817 6
That's quite a predicament. Awkward for both parties I'm sure. I can only imagine the explanation given for your situation "this is how your mother and I stay in touch with eachother"