not as scarred as he should be
Cambridge, Canada
Today, I walked in on my mother using a razor to shave my dad's cream-covered testicles. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
deardaughter
Australia
Eye bleach
Today, I walked into the kitchen to find my father trimming his pubes over the bin with our kitchen scissors. FML
imblue42
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
United States
Content warning
Today, I walked into the dining room to find my mom popping pimples on my dad's back. FML
jessie
Different together
Today, my mom walked in on me shaving the tops of my legs. She called me a freak, since apparently women aren’t even supposed to grow hair there. FML
Anonymous
Contact
Today, I found out my mum has been using my electric shaver for several months to shave her pubes and underarms. FML
smf_ds
Rebordosa, Portugal
Today, I witnessed my dad spreading his ass cheeks to show my mom the rashes his hemorrhoids are giving him. FML
maruskasommers
Czech Republic
Today, I came home with a friend to find my mom scratching my dad's butt with a fork. FML
anonymous
Ballwin, United States
Today, while shaving in the shower, my mother banged on the bathroom door to tell me something, right as I went to shave under my left armpit, causing me to jump and cut open my nipple. FML
Eddie
Sharing is caring
Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML
Anonymous
Milton, Canada
Today, I woke up at 4am needing a piss, only to walk in on my fuckstick brother combing his pubes with our mom's toothbrush. FML
curlyisnogood
Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair. FML
Top comments
OhMinty 5
How can you ever get that image out of your head? :/
golferman72 16
Nobody could ever unsee this. I am so sorry for what you have seen.
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Comments (166)
alexlovescandy 3
Just walk away. Just walk away.
MakeTodayADTR 20
Did she have the bat wing going? Sorry for putting that image in your head...
Psychology_13 8
knock! dumb bastard!
limitedition 25
At least they get along.
manveersangha 4
Watch ****
burz_fml 5
Ahhh balls, not again!
greeneyebeauty9 28
*awkward silence* ...... *slowly backs away*
MissAmz 7
Why isn't he shaving his own testicles? And yes, you should have knocked lol
Nyahko 16
it's harder for a guy to shave himself because of the spots he can't see
MissAmz 7
Try shaving while full term pregnant. I still managed.
FATTY_MCDOOGLE 29
I wonder if it was OP's razer.
Nyahko 16
yes i have it was not fun had to use a mirror
neurodoc 1
Your dad has some balls to let someone else put a blade to it.
dabeast15 7
Op is scarred! For forever
little_one 20
Not as scarred as you are by emo-screamo people.
TellMeWhatsDeath 14
didn't know 'emo-screamo' was a way to label someone
KuchkaNumberOne 2
Apparently not, according to their name...