Today, as I was getting ready for church, I couldn't decide between my black or white shoes. I put one of each on, then my son started crying. Fast forward, I'm at church, I look down and I'm wearing one white shoe and one black shoe. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked around town doing errands. When I got home, I realized my short socks were two different shades of white. FML
Today, my shoe fell apart a few minutes after I got to work. I called my boyfriend and asked him to bring me the "pretty black pair" in my closet. What did he bring? Black stilettos. I'm a waitress with an eight-hour shift. FML
Today, I'm trying to get over my OCD by wearing 2 different shoes. FML
Today, my toddler threw up on my one week old pair of white shoes. FML
Today, I wore new shoes to a wedding. Halfway through the ceremony, the left shoe started squeaking with every step. During the silent vows, I had to walk across the room sounding like an angry rubber duck while people turned to look at me. FML
Today, I went to a friend's wedding, only to realize I'd forgotten my dress shoes. I ended up wearing my pair of Converse Chuck Taylor's with my suit and stood out like a sore thumb in all the wedding photos. FML
Today, my 3-year-old daughter has been crying non-stop for an hour because she wants to take off her black shoes. She's not wearing any. FML
Today, my dad decided to clean his muddy shoes right beside me by clapping them together, causing mud to fly all over me. This wouldn't have been a problem had I not been wearing my white wedding dress just before getting married. FML
Today, I was at a second interview for a job that I really need as I got laid off last month. Midway through the interview, I went to cross my legs and realized I had 2 different shoes on. FML
Today, I put on a sock. Then another sock. When I got into public, I realized my two socks were slightly different shades of blue. FML
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tounces7 28
Seems fitting, a lot of church goers think in those terms anyway.
RichardPencil 32
I wonder what could "possess"'you to do that? Could it be, .... SATAN?!?!?
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Comments (4)
tounces7 28
Seems fitting, a lot of church goers think in those terms anyway.
RichardPencil 32
I wonder what could "possess"'you to do that? Could it be, .... SATAN?!?!?
BurnInDemonFire 39
"It's a new trend?"
xxlk4xx 6
mom life! (or parent life) once I was getting ready and decided to paint my nails, my daughter started crying after I had just finished the first hand and then i forgot all about the second hand, the first one got smudged because it didnt completely finish drying, then at the gathering I went to, a teenager asked why I only had one hand painted and her mom quickly answered "because shes a mom" this is normal haha!