woahitbechels
United States
Today, I dreamed that I was kidnapped by Charlie Sheen. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Karen
Solon, United States
My life is average
Today, I fell asleep while watching Rocky and Bullwinkle. I then had an extremely vivid dream that I was going after Russian spies. FML
gonavybeatarmy
San Diego, United States
Today, I almost got kidnapped. Again. FML
Anonymous
Luton, United Kingdom
Panic in the sheets of Luton…
Today, I had a dream in which I was having a panic attack. When I woke up, I was actually having a panic attack. Double the fun. FML
Anonymous
Germany
Night terrors
Today, I brutally stabbed a guy to death for smiling at me, then puked and fainted. Then I woke up in bed, panicking, sweating like a pig and crying because I thought my dream was real and I was going to go to prison. I'm never taking sleeping medication again. FML
BrittUnicorn
Morristown, United States
Today, I was having a dream about Chris Pratt. Instead of having a sexy dream that I would have enjoyed, I dreamt he was a supervisor at my work. He kept telling me how much I sucked. FML
Anonymous
Norwalk, United States
Today, I was house-sitting for my friend. He was late to return and I ended up falling asleep on the couch and having a dream where I violently shat myself and suddenly developed a six-pack. When I woke up, I found the dream was half true. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I woke up to my psycho roommate trying to baptize me in my sleep. FML
Anonymous
Edmonton, Canada
Today, I had a dream in which I was being mugged. I started fighting the muggers off, while in reality, my fist smacked my wife in the face. Now she has a black eye, nobody believes my story, and they think I'm a wife beater. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
First time?
Today, I had such a realistic dream that I was about to be hanged by the neck until I was dead. I was dropped through the hole and I felt the noose snap my neck at the exact moment I woke up. I ended up crying in my wife’s arms for a solid five minutes. Now I’m afraid to sleep, maybe forever. FML
anonymous
Oklahoma City, United States
Secret sex
Today, I had a dream that I had secret sex with Dumbledore more than once. FML
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LuckyLogic 0
Did you drink tiger blood?
Bill3485 3
fyl? no way, your life is #winning!
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Comments (352)
LuckyLogic 0
Did you drink tiger blood?
HoustonER 0
i cant believe they even accepted this fml
sns_fml 0
I replied to this to be seen at the top!! First!!! #winning what does the # stand for?
Jonny_Trump 0
Really, wtf? This is really worthy of being on FML now?
TheFuckerofShit 16
Once, I had a dream I was kidnapped by Barney.
Milly143 3
Winning!
jbluebird923 0
nah, the OP was probably his "goddess"
SchiTzenGiglez 0
hahaha so much Winning!! I am not Charlie Sheen I am batman
Uncle_Moe_Lester 3
did you watch him bang a 7 gram rock
dirtyblond 4
CHARLIE SHEEN!!! is winning. Ahhhhh <3 him.
dragon0000 7
same here
rawr9able 4
I feel your pain, OP. I once dreampt he was chasing after me with a demon baby one time.
Kenik 6
100 - Love your hat! I have the exact same one =P
Zeek63 0
this story is bi-winning, not to mention that OP is winning too cause of this
savs11 13
dyings for fools
theian01 3
Winner winner SHEEN dinner!
sexxy_skater 0
Are you sure that was a bad thing?
hannah1203 2
I once had a dream in which I married a Mexican.. there were 44 people in the wedding party because he had so many brothers lol
slantyshanty 7
duhh, winning! I went to go see the torpedo of truth, and it blew hard. I mean that guy has gone off the deep end.
Bi_Winning_Bro 0
Yes, she drank tiger blood. Yes, I banged a seven gram rock while she was watching. No, it was not a dream
jamieeeee 0
sounds like my wet dreams...
imthatguythatdid 0
OP, you sir, were not winning Charlie Sheen, however, was banging 7 gram rocks cuz thats how he rolls he has one speed GO!!!!!!
MsCulkin 0
haha you got that right xD
counterfit 10
YDI for watching The Chase before going to bed. And YDI for being Kristy Swanson.
GAINEYJR 0
I'm bi-WINNING
max_wilder 9
Um duh... Winning
jc10x 8
Did Ashton Kutcher replace you in your home?
RinnieRiot 9
Its just a dream...?
rawr9able 4
... if you're going to insult people randomly you might want to check what you wrote before the grammar Nazis come and ass rape you with their giant G swastika. <3
Zeek63 0
so was Inception figure it out damnet I can't use Inception was friken confusing. it was all a dream I think! D:
PassTheDutch 0
112 I think you mean you're.132 what the hell are talking about.
crazedguy 0
118-Charlie sheens not the only one who's winning xD
slantyshanty 7
your a dream.
number1beaner 0
if you had a dream about him it's means he is thinking about you or he us watching you haha
snickers001 0
aha it may come true (:
Aznboifreakster 0
lol
iizcalebhearmero 0
Are you Nelly?
primadonna9396 16
A few nights ago I had a dream that Charlie Sheen helped me escape from a building that was on fire. How ******* weird is that.
Garytt 0
who?
punjabi44 0
ur kidding
Garayy 0
Crawl out from under your rock, anti-social.
_streets_ 19
really.
TheMystery_fml 6
The first man to bi-win
Garayy 0
What the he'll is a bi-win.
Garayy 0
Hell* damn autocorrect.
Uncle_Moe_Lester 3
judging by that beard you have growing you must not leave the house very often
flickyourbic1223 7
72- The picture was obviously taken outside. two plus two is whaaaat?!?
ilovecupcakes98 0
56- Exactly.
smellymellyy 7
god dudes get with the bi-winning times... watch charlie sheens winning song
penguinonastairc 0
Can't tell if trolling or just really stupid...
emodude44 0
I think its sarcasm
crazedguy 0
stop overfeeding the troll, it's full. carry on people
xXSillyLoveXx 0
****, for the sake of the warlock himself, I hope that troll's kidding.
Garytt 0
I seriously dont know -_-........
allia118 11
You obviously have internet, use it and google Charlie Sheen.
Garytt 0
I did. Don't see how that guy would make a dream a nightmare >_>
BWill9014 4
Go on YouTube and look up the Charlie sheen interviews then look up "Charlie sheen" winning song
niinjablast 0
-_____- u live under a rock my friend. you are not winning.
Uncle_Moe_Lester 3
85 I didn't say he never leaves the house i said he must not leave it very often and 2+2 is 4 u stupid bitch
Breanah01 0
lolfail. hahahaha (:
K_Mackenzie4296 0
wow .... really . he's ******* WINNING ! how do you know know who that is !!
9gag4life 1
Very often counts as going outside sometimes, 6x4 is what again ?
papygeorges 17
It's 6666, wich is by the way one 6 away from being a really bad number
THEMTCHELL 0
next time use dream bullets.
sailorzoe 14
or Chuck Norris.
klonopin_ftw 0
Chuck Norris with dream bullets?
julien672 0
Mega win^
Bill3485 3
fyl? no way, your life is #winning!
redbluegreen 41
This isn't Twitter. Lose the hashtags.
IMveryHUNGRY 3
Lose the attitude
Uncle_Moe_Lester 3
I agree I'd love to go on a dream adventure, hopefully he shared his goddesses and coke
MyNameIsDanyelle 0
#hashtag #hashtag #hashtag I had to.
taylorrswift 0
what.. I love that guy..
kenhan07 0
lmao watch you wake up the next day in his bed.. aha creepppyy
Iskaria 0
Winning!
denvan 0
It's better than Barney kidnapping you
johnsmith3321 0
I had that dream...
xoxoMEGANxoxo 13
barneys a creeper...
redbluegreen 41
Details, please.