CrappyValentine
Netherlands
Today, I tried convincing my Valentine-hating boyfriend to send me a card, by explaining how important it is to me. He finally agreed and sent me a card. I opened it up, and it wished me 'harmony and well-being on Lupercalia'. What is Lupercalia? It's an ancient Roman festival where men run down the street naked, whipping people with goat skins to encourage fertility. FML
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gingersnapper 0
...Okay. Who else just came?
eeeeeeee 5
That's why you shouldn't force your boyfriend to do nice things for you. It won't happen (and with good reason).
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gingersnapper 0
...Okay. Who else just came?
afolsom 0
second
Sirin_fml 47
*whips Gingersnapper* >_>
gingersnapper 0
YES! DON'T STOP! Now get the egg-beater...
Averizzle 0
<_<
fmivida1 0
o_O
Sirin_fml 47
*whips Gingersnapper* *whips Averizzle* *whips fmivida1* Now go, and be fertile, my children.
HeresReality 0
ydi for ebing so shallow about a $6 little card from target when you know he hates valentines day anyway
purplemnm 9
*walks up to sirin, bends over, and waits* >.>
Sirin_fml 47
*pulls her mod-hammer out of Purplemnm's ass* Okay, I'm done, I need to be get shitfaced and moderate people now >_>
Sirin_fml 47
*pulls her mod-hammer out of Purplemnm's ass* Okay, I'm done, I need to be get shitfaced and moderate people now >_>
bevobaby 0
LMFAO @ Gingersnapper.
Sirin_fml 47
*pulls her mod-hammer out of Purplemnm's ass* Okay, I guess I need to go get shitfaced and moderate people now >_>
Tripout 0
lol awesome
Tuptup_fml 0
Pulls out camcorder in anticipation of making a blockbusting pornography movie*
purplemnm 9
aww no kinky time for meee ;(
killmer 0
#1 ftw ahahahaha :D
Ajjas013 6
And this is why Sirin is single. Don't beat me?
Subrosawolf 0
beat me Sirin! ^^
GeoThermalSleuth 0
That's is the most awesome Valentines day card ever. I would save that letter. And good for you OP. This isn't an FML at all.
jlamb523 0
hahaha
MadaZer0 8
Okay let me start of with... LMFAO!!! purplemnm got **** blocked by Saten... I mean Sirin... Ajjas finally made a joke I'm proud of him~ And I def did came...
ilikepie789 0
i want to buy ur movie tup tup
guitarheropimp2 0
nice
OmgGuessWhatChic 0
who else just had weird mucus just splurge out thier ass
toxic10uhc 0
ewwww.... but anyway that is an epic win OP.
greeneyedgoalie7 0
#93 your an idiot just don't talk. ever. bahaha
MadaZer0 8
"bahaha" How the **** is that funny? What you think idiocy is a joke?! That just makes you more of an idiot than me. Think before you comment jackass.
nnnnnnzzz 0
Your Life Is Average.
FatMooseEars 0
hey baby.
purplemnm 9
@ 93 I also found that sirin stores her mod-hammer in my anal cavity I feel special -hugs self- ^_^
Austino713 0
how is that an fml thats an awesome boyfried!!!
MadaZer0 8
As you should purple... As you should :)
OAudeamusO 0
You deserve it for pushing him to do something he didn't want too, besides that's absolutely hilarious! XD
whataloadofbull 0
Y'all must be hella desperate to get virtual orgasms on a French news feed website.
dudeitsdanny 10
... Is it wrong that I have a boner after reading this thread of comments?
madie_hearts09 0
hey stop making weird comment some kids are on fml to!!
BangOut 2
FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP....
whataloadofbull 0
Yeah. It is, Danny.
Shystai 0
Your BF is awesome! Hurr
gleetard 0
no cuz ur rotten!
purplemnm 9
why does my comment keep dissappearing and reappearing?
drawmesunshine 17
Haha, that's ******* awesome!!
2gether4ever 0
you should have been turned on by that. (;
rottentomatoes 7
owned
rushgirl 6
I think I'm in love
IzabellaBlack 0
Because you're so ******* awesome.
rejectreality101 0
hmmmmmmm.... interesting.
ImRawrtastic 0
wow..
kaileebug 0
kinky!
Toxxic_Blackout 0
This is a YDI for bitching over not getting a flimsy, worthless card that will probably end up in the trash after he cheats on your with your sister's ex-girlfriend.
Theo_fml 0
Sister's ex-girlfriend? Why not just sister? I don't understand what assuming her sister is a lesbian, or that she even has a sister, adds to your comment.
sharpl916 0
I don't get why people treat valentine day like 'important for every person in the world and I would be extremely hurt if you don't give me expensive presents while I give you cheap home made chocolate.'
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
I don't get why so many guys are anti-Valentine's Day. It's ONE DAY a year. Most girls I know aren't looking for diamonds or ridiculously over-priced roses. They just want their significant other to make a gesture that says, "Hey, I know there are a lot of other girls out there, but I want to spend the one day of the year dedicated to love with YOU." You have an ENTIRE YEAR to plan something. I will agree, though, that girls should do something equally nice for their guys.
Averizzle 0
Well did you run down the street nekked?
bridgette5866 0
That's the real question here. Your boyfriend is pretty damn funny.
bobnorris 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Is this real? You have a weird life.
eeeeeeee 5
That's why you shouldn't force your boyfriend to do nice things for you. It won't happen (and with good reason).
ShadowzI 0
or just don't force valentine onto people? lmao that's a good one. I'll remeber it next time people ask me to celerbrate valentine.
imcole 0
first "your life sucks" :) I waana be apart of that:P
fmivida1 0
well nothing says happy valentines day like being whipped it the face with.......... skin? oh my.
qwertyt 0
**** you
malcomx_fml 0
your boyfriend is a genius
TheDaveCA 1
He is! and Hallmark thanks you too...
crazycornn 0
sounds like a pretty fun holiday to me.