Kids: Today, I walked in on my daughter trying to blow-dry the sweat...

By crazydaughter - 12/04/2012 12:51 - Egypt

Today, I walked in on my daughter trying to blow-dry the sweat off her armpits instead of showering. FML

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Today, my mom yelled at me because even though I shower thoroughly twice a day, I still stink. My mom showers once a week, never wears deodorant, and smells like roses. FML

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Thursday 12 April 2012 18:51

Yes, because the heat from the blow dryer will not make her sweat more.

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Someone needs a lesson on hygiene...

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aventuraluv 4

Tuesday 17 April 2012 5:58

Wow she's not to bright

shaynafaye 3

Wednesday 18 April 2012 7:58

... who cares.

jerryj 27

Saturday 1 March 2014 18:42

I hope your daughter is a kid who just doesn't know better.

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