Today, I walked in on my boyfriend getting it on with the neighbour's daughter. As soon as he saw me, he started singing "It Wasn't Me" by Shaggy, completely naked, still sitting with the girl. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out just how close my boyfriend has been getting to our new neighbour's teenage son. I came home from work to find them on my bed and my "straight" boyfriend head down ass up. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mother walked in on us having sex. He started crying and ran into the bathroom where my clothes were located, leaving me to deal with his mother. Naked. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, I came home from work to hear loud moans coming from the room that my husband and I share. I barged in and both he and this girl are scrambling around the room. He’s a music teacher and claimed he was giving her vocal lessons. That would make more sense had they both not been half naked. FML
Today, my neighbor's pesky 7-year-old daughter, who is friends with the guy I really like, decided to help me with him. She used her phone to send him a picture of me. I was in the shower, completely naked and surprised. FML
Today, I walked in on my soon-to-be-ex-husband with his coworker (who we'd always argued about) bent over in front of him. Both of them buck ass naked. He was supposed to be watching our two year-old daughter, who was in another room eating applesauce by herself. She was drenched in applesauce from head to toe. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML
Today, my boyfriend walked in on me having phone sex with another guy. He either didn't notice or didn't care. FML
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Top comments
Tedet 0
If I were you, I'd keep him. Only a man of superior intellect could think to sing Shaggy in a time of crisis.
Some_guy 6
Honey came in and she caught me red-handed Creeping with the girl next door
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Comments (188)
adelaide_evening 0
Did you start singing "To the Left"?
No_Heart 0
I hate that song so ******* much.
allmidnighteyes 11
OhmyGodthisFMLisfilledwithsomuchwinthatitbrokemyspacebar
Amysbodybetrayal 0
yourcommentismadeofsomuchwinthatitbrokemyspacebarbothshiftkeysandthecapslockkey!
rentjen525600 0
if it broke r shift key how can u make a !
Amysbodybetrayal 0
Oops, the reply messed up.
ThatOneGuy11 0
then how did you get an exclamation point? lmfao!
allmidnighteyes 11
My comments are filled with so much win that they can magically repair shift keys *snaps fingas* don' be hatin' Shaniqua
Amysbodybetrayal 0
Aw dang, you caught on. I wanted to see who'd notice :P
roxy_rescue 0
That was a win :)
MissKizzyBaby 0
LMFAAOOOOO his a genius
Clairina 0
LMFAO!!!! and #12 your awesome ;)
cheerleader95 0
hahahaha!!! i agree with #6! that tripped me out.. and sucks for you, i'm so sorry hun...you deserve better
DameGreyWulf 1
Eff... EFFFF... Shit. Cheaters suck ass... really do not get the point. Just leave someone if you like someone else...
Mvibes 0
Psh leave whether you like someone else or not! Who would stick with his dumbass?
kewlcat 0
what are you talkng about Cheaters is a great show!!
indiana_gal 0
kick his ass to the curve! wtf who does that!?!?
allmidnighteyes 11
jdnasdfjknafjf FML comments got screwed up
Nolanor 0
I approve of that name soooooo effing much. Remind me to call someone a douchenozzle sometime.
whooooop 0
woww wtf?
the_deuce 0
you should have sang something back to him that would have shut her up. then kicked him in the nuts and then pushed her out the window while screaming. "Good neighbor THIS B!+(#" after taking a picture of them and taping it to her front door - duct tape!!
CFR 0
I burst out laughing when I read that. "Douchenozzle" heehee xD OP: lol I just looked up the song. Freaky how fast he thought of that. I don't know if you should smack him or just let him go. =P
the_deuce 0
you should have sang something back to him that would have shut her up. then kicked him in the nuts and then pushed her out the window while screaming. "Good neighbor THIS B!+(#" after taking a picture of them and taping it to her front door - duct tape!!