Intimacy, Sex and Cheating: Caught in 4K - FML

Caught in 4K

By Francia - 04/12/2023 14:00 - United States

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Today, I walked in on my soon-to-be-ex-husband with his coworker (who we'd always argued about) bent over in front of him. Both of them buck ass naked. He was supposed to be watching our two year-old daughter, who was in another room eating applesauce by herself. She was drenched in applesauce from head to toe. FML

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bigredmonkeybutt 28

Tuesday 5 December 2023 0:28

This reads like the issue is the kid drenched in applesauce.

Gubbon 17

Tuesday 5 December 2023 8:42

Oh no, the applesauce.

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bigredmonkeybutt 28

Tuesday 5 December 2023 0:28

This reads like the issue is the kid drenched in applesauce.

Gubbon 17

Tuesday 5 December 2023 8:42

Oh no, the applesauce.

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