Today, I walked in on my boyfriend getting it on with the neighbour's daughter. As soon as he saw me, he started singing "It Wasn't Me" by Shaggy, completely naked, still sitting with the girl. FML
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Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out just how close my boyfriend has been getting to our new neighbour's teenage son. I came home from work to find them on my bed and my "straight" boyfriend head down ass up. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mother walked in on us having sex. He started crying and ran into the bathroom where my clothes were located, leaving me to deal with his mother. Naked. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, I came home from work to hear loud moans coming from the room that my husband and I share. I barged in and both he and this girl are scrambling around the room. He’s a music teacher and claimed he was giving her vocal lessons. That would make more sense had they both not been half naked. FML
Today, my neighbor's pesky 7-year-old daughter, who is friends with the guy I really like, decided to help me with him. She used her phone to send him a picture of me. I was in the shower, completely naked and surprised. FML
Today, I walked in on my soon-to-be-ex-husband with his coworker (who we'd always argued about) bent over in front of him. Both of them buck ass naked. He was supposed to be watching our two year-old daughter, who was in another room eating applesauce by herself. She was drenched in applesauce from head to toe. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML
Today, my boyfriend walked in on me having phone sex with another guy. He either didn't notice or didn't care. FML
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Tedet 0
If I were you, I'd keep him. Only a man of superior intellect could think to sing Shaggy in a time of crisis.
Some_guy 6
Honey came in and she caught me red-handed Creeping with the girl next door
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Comments (188)
xoxoninaxoxo 0
wow, that seriously sucks. but what an asshole. how old is the daughter!?
Marketgirl305 0
ummm this sounds fake. who really does that?
screwtaylor 0
I think the OP is going to need to settle this on Maury. In the meantime, she can download Ashanti's song "The way that I love you" and tell everyone on myspace it's her life story.
GigiEtTu 0
sry but the shaggy part was funny. but shame on him for sleeping with the neighbour's daughter
MajinBuu609 0
you should've sang back 'It's too late to apologize' by i forgot who... lol it'd b a cool comeback
Amysbodybetrayal 0
You're thinking of Apologize by One Republic. :)
voveraite 7
Or she could sing that oldie "Hit the road, Jack/ And don't come back /No more, no more, no more", eventually replacing "Jack" with his actual name" :D
xKuraixMitsukaix 0
Awesome comment there, Buu.
kandi_shop_xoxo 0
I don't know if this is true, but it made me laugh. So, kudos! =) p.s. If it is true, I'm sorry =(
WTF_its_emmy 0
o.deeeee lmaooooo wat a jerkkk.
tubesocks_ 0
Hahahahaha! I'm sorry this happened to you, but that is hilarious. It's so perfect, I wonder if it's fake.. Hahha. I'm still laughing. "Honey came in and she caught me red-handed. Creeping with the girl next door." Ha. Haha.
toombrit 0
that sucks, but its also funny as hellll. you do deserve better though.
BurpusMe 0
How can you be so sure? Maybe she doesn't.