Today, I walked in on my boyfriend getting it on with the neighbour's daughter. As soon as he saw me, he started singing "It Wasn't Me" by Shaggy, completely naked, still sitting with the girl. FML
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Today, I found out just how close my boyfriend has been getting to our new neighbour's teenage son. I came home from work to find them on my bed and my "straight" boyfriend head down ass up. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mother walked in on us having sex. He started crying and ran into the bathroom where my clothes were located, leaving me to deal with his mother. Naked. FML
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Today, my neighbor's pesky 7-year-old daughter, who is friends with the guy I really like, decided to help me with him. She used her phone to send him a picture of me. I was in the shower, completely naked and surprised. FML
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Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML
Today, my boyfriend walked in on me having phone sex with another guy. He either didn't notice or didn't care. FML
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Tedet 0
If I were you, I'd keep him. Only a man of superior intellect could think to sing Shaggy in a time of crisis.
Some_guy 6
Honey came in and she caught me red-handed Creeping with the girl next door
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Comments (188)
a2z_ 0
HAHAHAHAHHAA THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT EVER. i seriously had to go to youtube to listen to the song. you have a good one. keep him.
CuntCandy 0
Sweet, 3some! Sounds your lucky to have such a kind bf.
Lonely_Lez 0
Yeah... you have to hand it to him, in that situation that is the absolute best possible response.
justmyluck1212 0
Rofl I love that song
flinkpamingo 0
IF it were me, and seeing as I castrate a lot, the song that comes to mind is "No where to run to, no where to hide" from the 60's. Yep, that would be it.
itsamelia 0
ahahahhahahhahaha, he's a keeper
turbogirl 0
kick his ass beyond the curb what an ass it's sort of amusing the whole break out in song thing... but definitely not funny. what a fucktard. FYL
chrismace 11
LMFAO.
Gia0896 0
haha. sucks for yoooouu!!
mushrooms_fml 0
Dump him. He's a cheating asshole and he doesn't deserve you. Let him **** the neighbor's daughter all he wants, because in the end, he'll miss your companionship.