Anonymous
San Francisco, United States
Today, I walked in on my 15-year-old daughter stripping on Skype for strangers. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Not a proud dad
Seattle, United States
Proud dad
Today, I learned that when my daughter spent the night at her best friend's house for her 18th birthday, they made her an account on one of those "cam girl" websites, and now every time she goes over there, she masturbates for money in front of strangers. FML
Jayanka
Today, my 17-year-old daughter has been sending and receiving videos and pictures of a sexual nature. I just had to wade through a ton of middle-aged dick pics as evidence for the police. FML
alealovespurple
Canada
Today, I went through my 15 year old daughter's internet history. On google she searched 'Excuses to get away from your dad' and 5 other variations of the same thing. We were supposed to be having a father daughter day tomorrow. FML
Anonymous
Spencer, United States
Today, my 15-year-old birth daughter asked if I've ever had sex. FML
azmom
Phoenix, United States
Today, I dropped off my 19 year old daughter at her first job. It's at a strip club. FML
firewait
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
Canada
Door knocking
Today, I gave my 16 year-old step-daughter and her friends a lecture on respecting other people's privacy. Two hours later, I accidentally walked into her room without knocking. She and her friends were giving each other bikini waxes. Now her friends call me "the hypocritical pervert." FML
Anonymous
Bellevue, United States
Today, I walked in on my daughter making out with a piece of paper with someone from the cast of IT taped to her pillow. FML
auraya1985
United Kingdom
Classic
Today, I got called into the school by my daughter's teacher. Apparently my daughter informed her class that over the weekend she spent her time with her daddy watching porn stars while her mummy was at work. It took a long time to convince her they were actually watching a TV show called "Pawn Stars". FML
maddiee.
Indonesia
Today, I was on Skype with a guy I really like, in the living room. My dad saw that I was on video chat, got undressed, right down to his bright green y-fronts, and then started dancing behind me. My crush saw it all. FML
john r.t.
Eagle Pass, United States
Today, I walked in on my son teabagging his sister over a video game. FML
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ihaveasushicat 24
I think it's time to have a really long talk with your daughter...
Liamj774 36
Well you should "strip" your daughters computer from her
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KamesJameron 2
Kids do the darnedest things
Weasely 11
Why does he deserve it? The kid's 15, most 15 year olds aren't being watched all the time. I got away with a lot of stuff when I was 15.
allison12197 23
I think it's time for you to have a very long talk with your daughter about basic common sense. And possibly revoke her internet privileges.
MrConcise 35
inb4closedcomments. Goddamn pedophile alert up in here, people asking for a teenage girl's Skype.
geass_user 15
Why does this have so many ydi's? He didn't deserve it.
Tomgirl_Julie 19
Why so many ydi's? I'm sure op didn't raise their daughter that way.
barbiebanker 3
Take away all her devices. Good grief! At 15 she knows better!
Liiiiiiiiike 15
Oh hell naw! Did you bring out the belt. Jk. But yo you gotta watch out for yo daughter otherwise she might turn into a... I ain't even gonna say the labeles. 15? Wow. What a generation we have.
cryssycakesx3 23
you can't address someone as yo and then try to offer up advice.
Liiiiiiiiike 15
Oh I'm sorry I didn't know my grammar affected on how well my advice is. I'm sorry. (Sad face)
Crazyjohnb 23
read this in a gangster voice. I prefer ice cube. it makes his comment better
ladoom 23
Good luck trying to tame that one!
jadeystram 3
My brother walked in on his step daughter video chatting a 17 year old when she was 11 and he'd asked to see her boobs (seriously 11 no boobs) and I think she'd shown him before on cam -but in the end (now 14) her behaviour got worse and worse, she already smokes and shit it's gross.
Liiiiiiiiike 15
That 17-year-old is a creep.
cryssycakesx3 23
he should learn how to step-parent.
Algorithm 24
*creep and pedophile.