Today, I walked in on my 15-year-old daughter stripping on Skype for strangers. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Proud dad
Today, I learned that when my daughter spent the night at her best friend's house for her 18th birthday, they made her an account on one of those "cam girl" websites, and now every time she goes over there, she masturbates for money in front of strangers. FML
Today, my 17-year-old daughter has been sending and receiving videos and pictures of a sexual nature. I just had to wade through a ton of middle-aged dick pics as evidence for the police. FML
Today, I went through my 15 year old daughter's internet history. On google she searched 'Excuses to get away from your dad' and 5 other variations of the same thing. We were supposed to be having a father daughter day tomorrow. FML
Today, my 15-year-old birth daughter asked if I've ever had sex. FML
Today, I dropped off my 19 year old daughter at her first job. It's at a strip club. FML
Door knocking
Today, I gave my 16 year-old step-daughter and her friends a lecture on respecting other people's privacy. Two hours later, I accidentally walked into her room without knocking. She and her friends were giving each other bikini waxes. Now her friends call me "the hypocritical pervert." FML
Today, I walked in on my daughter making out with a piece of paper with someone from the cast of IT taped to her pillow. FML
Classic
Today, I got called into the school by my daughter's teacher. Apparently my daughter informed her class that over the weekend she spent her time with her daddy watching porn stars while her mummy was at work. It took a long time to convince her they were actually watching a TV show called "Pawn Stars". FML
Today, I was on Skype with a guy I really like, in the living room. My dad saw that I was on video chat, got undressed, right down to his bright green y-fronts, and then started dancing behind me. My crush saw it all. FML
Today, I walked in on my son teabagging his sister over a video game. FML
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ihaveasushicat 24
I think it's time to have a really long talk with your daughter...
Liamj774 36
Well you should "strip" your daughters computer from her
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sunnyray812 42
This would be a very good time to sit her down and talk about what she's doing wrong....Also, it'd be a very good time to take away her Internet access.
VonBlitzkrieg 27
Youu really think she didn't know it was wrong?
Sakuraashita 15
Umm... Time for some aggressive parenting, before something happens to her. Some turtle neck sweaters and cargo pants, perhaps?
demon_wolf 15
Nah, just make her wear some crocs.
tucansamTommyG 12
Nothing wrong with crocs they are very comfy
slipstreak 10
...Said no one ever, #168.
demon_wolf 15
Im assuming you dont get any action either.. *implying I cant get girls*
nikkibodnarchuk 26
I don't understand all the "you deserve it" votes.
MrConcise 35
Clearly OP's parenting didn't cover protecting one's body, either verbally or monitoring internet access more vigilantly.
rae_siah_3x 17
Right, I thought it was just me.
asnakelovinbabe 16
You people seem to forget that even if a child is taught that something is wrong, they still have a mind of their own and will sneak things and do things behind your back. We don't live in some perfect world where parents have a sit down with their kids and then magically the kids will never do anything bad.
Genociiide 15
#24 actually my parents were awesome and I did that at her age. (huuuuge mistake) I've now grown up thanks to the care and loving I received from my parents.
Arwen_Evenstar 37
Well, my YDI vote was a mix of late night tiredness and a mobile app with buttons close together. But I think many are blaming parenting. A lot of teenage girls want attention, it's an insecure time, I think that's why do many do stupid things like this. Unfortunately, there's no end of creeps out there who enjoy it. And of course the more people she's done it for, the more likely one has recorded it. I'm guessing though that a lot of girls end up doing this at some point, as stupid as it is. And not all are idiots either.
Omegapi197 12
Because some people on this site are ignorant enough to think that any misbehaviour is caused strictly by bad patenting.
jkmartinjk 16
I did similar stuff at that age, and my parents had always had an active role in my life. Fifteen is old enough to make decisions, stupid or not. OP, take away her internet privileges until whenever you decide and then after, give her "limited access." My parents turned off our WiFi at 9:30 every night, since a lot of unacceptable behaviour happens at night. Treat her with kindness and respect, but be firm, she will come around.
Misoranomegami 16
Well I'd agree to that except in the US if the people watching are over 18 it becomes a felony and I wouldn't out if past child protective services to get involved if they decide the parents are complacent.
dDailydDosage 8
I don't believe it's a YDI vote because we can't be sure if OP's parenting style could be improved or not.
ThatHorse 15
It's a felony even if the people watching are under the age of 18. It's considered child pornography and the watchers can be tried as adults even if they're as young as 12.
silverkaast 9
shit parents who dont instill a strong morality into their children end up with bad results. not saying that is this guys case, but that is the general assumption by the down thumbs
HazingNight 4
actually she can be put on trial for manufacturing child pornography too and be considered a sex offender. just heard about something recent where a 15 and 17 year old were exchanging pics. the older male is being put on trial for manufacturing and possession of child **** even though they can both legally have sex. which i think is stupid for him to be labeled as a sex offender and not her. seems to be a biased. this could be very serious for OP and his daughter though
JayBunny 16
Actually 12 year olds cant be tried aa adults. It's a felony but they won't get tried for adults seeing as how...THEY AREN'T ADULTS! @141
pipkinrahl 2
you are very right about that which is why he deserved it. she should not have unsupervised internet access. 15 is still a child, he should be a parent and anticipate stupid things like this.
PizzaDeliveryGrl 19
#24, you don't know ANYTHING about OP's parenting skills. Kids will always find a way to do exactly what their parents tell them not to do. Don't judge based on literally one sentence of an FML.
VonBlitzkrieg 27
#24 Not necessarily true. I know a girl that was raised to be sexually conservative by a prudish religious mother. The girl got pregnant after sleeping around and now has a kid. She was 19.
woody01373 3
What's her skype?
Sassie8810 9
You do realize that this could be considered child pornography and you could get in huge amounts if trouble for actually viewing this, right??
pessimistprime 4
Is your daughters name Amanda, Mrs. Todd?
drewflav 17
Your comment is in very bad taste. I have some friends who knew her... they would not be very happy if I showed them what you just wrote.
RenoTheRhino 30
Ruthless. That's not very funny.
Invisibleguyy 11
Seriously?? Making a joke about a person who is dead? No matter how bad the person was you shouldn't make it as a joke. She ******* died at the age of 15. no I don't know much about her. I've never met her. But I'm pretty sure not everyone is mature at the age of 15. She just made mistakes. Big ones. But let her just rest in peace.. Like seriously dude **** you! And **** the moderators too if they delete my comment without deleting this persons comment.
iainduncan3 9
How the **** did he/se deserve it!?!!
AllStache 11
The FML community is going crazy with YDI that's how.
SmoothPancakes 10
Because he sucks ass as a father.
nightowl713 25
I've noticed a TON of unwarranted YDI from the FML community lately. I've been shocked by some of them. I feel like I missed the "it's opposite month" memo.
BlueHairedChick 13
Perhaps they clicked the wrong button. Or maybe the FML community is overrun with people who have the compassion of a butthole.
Taylorchase129 5
Sooo what's her skype?
Dodge4x4Ram 46
she can still be saved
zZLightZz 13
saved by my dick!
zoeaed 2
Thinking if this is true or troll...
vikky538 29
time to ground..