Today, I volunteered to help out at an elementary school. I accidentally elbowed a little girl in the face while playing tag. And an hour later, a little boy flew out of his swing because I accidentally pushed him too hard. They're both siblings and are my child psychology instructor's kids. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was volunteering at a neighborhood house tutoring a bunch of kids. Everything was going fine until one of them jumped on the table I was at, which broke and hit my knee. I swore in front of all the kids and my volunteer coordinator. FML
Today, I was observing a children's class as a part of a training program. The teacher asked me to take one kid to the nurse's office because she wasn't feeling well. As soon as we step outside, I slip and fall down, taking the little girl with me. FML
Today, my child was refusing to leave the playground. I had to pry her, screaming and crying, from the monkey bars. I then realized I had been assaulting someone else's kid. FML
Today, I accidentally kicked a child down a set of steps. I work in a kids play area. FML
Today, I was babysitting my neighbor's kid. We were playing in the yard, when he fell and got a small scratch on his leg. I gasp, and he takes a huge breath in and yells, "FUUUCK!!!" as loud as possible. The parents thought it was me, and the mother slapped me in the face. FML
Today, I was at the park with my friends. We were all having fun on the swings, when out of nowhere I heard a thud, followed by a child crying. Turns out I accidentally kicked him in the head. FML
Today, while picking my daughter up from school, I saw her being beaten by two boys while the teacher stood there doing nothing. I ran to help, but then she pushed one of the boys off her. The teacher then pulled her away, yelled at her and then yelled at me for "not raising my kid right." FML
Today, I was at my 3 year-old niece's birthday party. I was swinging on their swing set when she walked directly into my path. I tried to jump off the swing, but I could not stop myself in time. I ended up kicking her in the face and giving her a black eye. Happy birthday! FML
Today, I went to my job as an aide for first-grade students. I went home with a swollen face after my student punched me because I was, "making the timer go too fast" and he wanted more iPad time. FML
Today, one of the children at my daycare came up to me and bit me on the face. He laughed so hard at my scream, that he threw up in my lap. FML
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robc32ca 4
sounds like subconsciously you did it on purpose. please go on.
locachick101 0
well damn.. did you steal some kids milk and cookies too?
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Comments (67)
Crimsonhead 0
Aw. 28 got deleted. Now I look schitzophrenic.
butthole_cheeze 0
haha. youre funny.
TheyCallMeThumpe_fml 0
coincidence?? >.>
Xavi89 0
lol!!!!!!!
DocBastard 40
OP, why do you hate children? Tell me about your mother. Your pain...share it with me.
rencegoh 0
YDI... they are children ffs. Gosh... be thankful that you are not fired.
Expertfail 0
you had all this coming to you and should not be allowed near children.
pennies_lane 6
you must keep away from children. ALL children at ALL times! lol
SadinSherman 16
Maybe you shouldn't be so rough
JpasDa1 2
holy crap OP!!! Do you go around punching babies in the face on your off days??
vettle 6
now that's bad luck!