Today, I visited my gynecologist. As she had her fingers inside me she decided that was the perfect time to say, "I absolutely love your socks!" FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at the gynecologist and he was performing a routine check-up. He was a new doctor and I was just slightly uncomfortable with him. About mid-check-up, as he felt around my uterus, he said in a cartoonish voice, "Oh, it's so squishy up here." The doctor turned me into a sock puppet. FML
Today, I was over at my boyfriend's house. One thing led to another and we were just getting to the good parts when his mom walked in. After a long, awkward pause, she said, "I like your socks" and walked out. She's a teacher at my high school. I have to see her every day. FML
Today, I went to the gynecologist. As she was checking me out, she said, "Wow. So you must get wet a lot." It took me several minutes to realize she was talking about my job bathing dogs. FML
Today, I went to the gynecologist. In the waiting room they had decorative words that spelled out "Relax" and "Enjoy". FML
Today, after finally breaking up with my controlling girlfriend, she took a shit in my socks. FML
Today, my doctor told me to take off my pants so she could do a checkup. When I took them off, she gasped. When I asked what was wrong, she said she was expecting something else. She thought I was a dude. FML
Today, I went to my gynecologist's for a check-up. After the doctor checked me I went to the bathroom. It turns out the walls aren't soundproofed, because I could hear the doctor telling his assistant, "God! How did she ever find a husband?" FML
Today, my friend and I went back to my house after a gym session. After I took my shoes and socks off in the foyer, I told her to wait while I brought some post-workout smoothies. I came back to find her sniffing my socks. She stared back at me for a bit, said, "Uh, catch ya later", and left with my socks. FML
Today, I was very tense as I sat in the chair for my gyno appointment, so the doctor repeatedly told me to relax, in order for her to do the routine exam. I then overcompensated and relaxed so much, I accidentally farted in her face. FML
Today, at work as a gynecologist, I called in my last patient of the day. As soon as I took a peek, I noticed that she had stuck googly-eyes above her vagina. She told me with a straight face not to be afraid, because "She doesn't bite." FML
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waswashere 0
At least she didn't say "is it just me, or does it smell like fish in here?"
Xx_Nikky_xX 4
Nothing worse than awkward silence.
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Comments (142)
DocBastard 40
"I absolutely love your sex." Not socks.
bingababe 16
Kiwi gyno??
Cad6 24
The people who thumbed you down are clearly idiots who didn't get your joke. Let me explain: Doc made a joke saying that the OP thought the Gyno said socks, when the Gyno actually said "sex".
samikitty961 8
No no. I got the joke. I just thought it was stupid.
DocBastard 40
Can't win 'em all, I suppose.
miss_booboo_8 0
Id be more awkward if she tried to hit on u then say that
KiddNYC1O 22
Can it be both? (Family Guy reference)
Timmeeh 17
I don't get it. Surely she was just making inane chit-chat to try to put you a little at ease and somewhat defuse the embarrassing situation. Of all the terrible things someone COULD say in that situation, frankly that seems like just about the most harmless...
muffinXmonster 12
There is no better time then when you are in the persons crotch
LennyComa 39
At least she didnt do the old "Hello ello ello ello ello" joke
groupleader 7
Next time I am knuckle deep in a chick, I am gonna use that line, assuming that it worked for your cooter doctor...you need to elaborate....did you grab dinner afterwards?
RedPillSucks 33
The doctor was female
palmieril85 2
Mine did the same thing. Lol
LIVINDHEAVEN 0
may b ur pussy luks ugly than ur socks
sataris20 5
Maybe she actually did enjoy your socks. Awkward, yes. But just roll with it.
BRITTANYHUNGRY 0
Hahaha good one