Today, I used the bathroom that the high school shares with elementary kids. As I was pulling my pants down, my phone fell out of my pocket into the other stall. As I was reaching for it, the little girl in the other stall took it and ran away. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at work, I was on my break when I had to use the bathroom. I was on the toilet taking a dump when the door latch loosened and the door swung open. The little girl standing there took one look and screamed. Security busted in. My pants were still down. FML
Today, I accidentally dropped my phone in the toilet. I automatically dove my hand in and ran out of the stall with it. As I dried it, some girls were laughing. I assumed that they were laughing because my phone fell in the toilet. Then I noticed my pants were still down. FML
Today, I was changing my tampon in a public bathroom. As I was about to put the tampon into the sanitary bin, I dropped it and it rolled under the stall next to mine. It was occupied. FML
Today, I came back from school camp and really had to go to the toilet. I ran to the nearest one, which was by the principal's office. After I finished, I tried to flush the button. Turns out the water was turned off so it wouldn't flush. I bolted. The principal is now stuck with my unwanted present. FML
Today, I was shopping in a mall when I needed to go to the bathroom. One of the toilets was out of order, so I went to the other toilet. After that, there was no toilet paper, so when I saw tissue in the sink, I left the stall with my pants down and someone saw me. FML
Today, I was using the restroom when a little girl tried to open my stall. It was locked, so she slid under the door and tried to have a conversation with me while I was pooping. FML
Today, I was on the toilet at work. After a very loud and very smelly session, I waited until the other stall had been vacated to keep my anonymity. As I leant forward for some toilet roll, my ID fell out of my pocket and into the next stall. When I came out, it was face up near the sink. FML
Today, I'd just finished cleaning the bathrooms at work when I saw a young boy go in. Of course, I thought nothing of it until I had to use the bathroom myself ten minutes later. The kid had taken a shit and missed the toilet completely. FML
Today, in class, I reached into my bag to pull out a tampon, which I hid under my sleeve so I could make a quick escape to the restroom. My teacher yelled at me, because she thought I'd taken out my phone. I then had to prove myself by showing the tampon to the whole class. FML
Today, when I went to pick up my daughter from preschool, I found out she'd "accidentally" tried to flush her clothes down the toilet while going to the bathroom. FML
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Top comments
CircusofValues 0
Why would you go into a bathroom with elementary school kids? And, more importantly, did you catch her and mortally wound her? :)
keywestlov 0
aww thats depressing! i would've punched the little bundle of joy
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Comments (99)
bubidood 0
get her, rape her, kill her
Z3123 0
the only way thats possible is if you were in the girls room or he was in the boys room...?
rocker_chick23 27
OP was in the girls bathroom since like the girl, she was female. Where the hell do you see male anywhere in the FML?
evildemonchild 18
In my school, if some high schoolers drop their phones and a middle schooler steals it. We'll beat them up until they give it up. Try it OP :3
justan1 0
LMAO owned...by a lil kid xD
LilAngel606 5
lol if I was the girl I would do the same
Harle 24
Seems as though little kids will take anything. Society makes everyone believe its alright to steal, if you're young, because you didn't know if was bad.
supersquirel500 10
that's why you ALWAYS install theft detection software on your phone.
fantasyworld 39
Why would a high school share a bathroom with an elementary school?
JuggaloGamer 3
If you typed this you must have gotten it back!!(: