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United States
Today, I used a fire extinguisher for the first time. Too bad it was on my car. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Safety test
Today, I learned how to use a fire extinguisher. Too bad it was on my brand new oven. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, the office tough guy learned how to use the fire extinguisher. On me. I wasn't on fire. FML
BubbaYoshi117
Kirkland, United States
Testing, testing
Today, I was refilling my lighter. Afterwards, I gave it a test light. I must've spilled some fluid because my thumb caught on fire. FML
My__life___
Chicago, United States
Today, I found out that the built in lighter in my car does NOT in fact glow red when hot. I now have circles burned into my finger. FML
ClutchJunkie
Today, my classic car that I've put hours of wrench time into burst into flames when I tried to start it. FML
BrandNewLemon
Lancaster, United States
Today, I financed my first car. I also made my first call to AAA when it broke down. It barely had any miles on it and I wasn't even home yet. FML
Anonymous
Today, I quit smoking cigarettes. While driving to work, the car in front of me flicked his out the window, flying straight into mine. It set the bottom of my seat on fire. FML
crayons128
United States
Today, I was at a fire roasting marshmallows. When mine caught on fire, I pulled it back so I could blow out the flames. It flew off the stick, and, still flaming, landed on my face. FML
Anonymous
Bakersfield, United States
What? Why?
Today, I lit a used tissue on fire in my room. Eventually, the fire became kinda of large (it was a big tissue) and when I blew it out, it fell on the carpet. Now I have a burn stain on it. FML
GrandTheftArson
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Waterloo, Canada
Pros and cons
Today, my ex stole my car keys. Good news is she can't drive stick. Bad news is she set my car on fire. FML
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FiberOptometrist 0
Hot day, huh?
kut19 6
good thing you were close to a fire extinguisher. you could have been in the middle of nowhere.
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Comments (52)
Mmmcharlotte 0
I can't imagine using one ever being under good circumstances.
Krilleee 5
haha me and some friends went crazy on one of those in the toilets at school, that was ******* awesome!
Alexxxxxxxxxxxxx_fml_fml 0
First time I used one I was busting them open in the street with abunch of people. ^-^ sorry btw. LOL
pardonski 0
at first I was like aw sweet!!! those things are awesome! but then I was like...dude that sucks
lolorockssf 1
uhhh.... when is using a fire extinguisher a GOOD thing?
lllaalaa 0
soo... what happened?
jellybelliez 0
at least it wuzznt ur house