Username
United States
Today, I used a fire extinguisher for the first time. Too bad it was on my car. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Safety test
Today, I learned how to use a fire extinguisher. Too bad it was on my brand new oven. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, the office tough guy learned how to use the fire extinguisher. On me. I wasn't on fire. FML
BubbaYoshi117
Kirkland, United States
Testing, testing
Today, I was refilling my lighter. Afterwards, I gave it a test light. I must've spilled some fluid because my thumb caught on fire. FML
My__life___
Chicago, United States
Today, I found out that the built in lighter in my car does NOT in fact glow red when hot. I now have circles burned into my finger. FML
ClutchJunkie
Today, my classic car that I've put hours of wrench time into burst into flames when I tried to start it. FML
BrandNewLemon
Lancaster, United States
Today, I financed my first car. I also made my first call to AAA when it broke down. It barely had any miles on it and I wasn't even home yet. FML
Anonymous
Today, I quit smoking cigarettes. While driving to work, the car in front of me flicked his out the window, flying straight into mine. It set the bottom of my seat on fire. FML
crayons128
United States
Today, I was at a fire roasting marshmallows. When mine caught on fire, I pulled it back so I could blow out the flames. It flew off the stick, and, still flaming, landed on my face. FML
Anonymous
Bakersfield, United States
What? Why?
Today, I lit a used tissue on fire in my room. Eventually, the fire became kinda of large (it was a big tissue) and when I blew it out, it fell on the carpet. Now I have a burn stain on it. FML
GrandTheftArson
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Waterloo, Canada
Pros and cons
Today, my ex stole my car keys. Good news is she can't drive stick. Bad news is she set my car on fire. FML
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FiberOptometrist 0
Hot day, huh?
kut19 6
good thing you were close to a fire extinguisher. you could have been in the middle of nowhere.
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Comments (52)
FiberOptometrist 0
Hot day, huh?
opendoorclosed 8
I remember my first time... oh good memories!
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
similar thing happened to me when I was driving kanye wests car. he had a crate full of bicarb soda and vinegar but when I hit a pot hole they mixed... it was like my year 5 science project all over again :( soo much lava. ITS EVERYWHERE!!!
ienjoithinqs 0
doesn't this FML looks like a sequence to the one right before it and both the posters name is USERNAME...
kyanisaurus 0
good observation. I guess Mom was a bad driver :P
JesusFishTaco 5
Anyone else think that this FML is related to the one below?
ellomellow 0
good job repeating 15.
sovetskiy 8
second?
doom2 8
ouch. I'm sorry OP :/ I have yet to use one of those..
angryoriental 0
doom 2 freakin gorgeous
eric22446690 0
you always get negative thumbs. Post better
NomOnShroomz 14
Rule #1 of FML: do not feel bad for OP, EVER!!
doom2 8
#37 my bad for posting my opinion?
scarletdragonfly 5
I've yet to use one... I'm glad. Fires scare the shit outta me!
pardonski 0
why the heck would somebody put a down vote on it anyway??? just for that you got 1 vote from me doom2
kut19 6
good thing you were close to a fire extinguisher. you could have been in the middle of nowhere.
Miss_Michaela 10
I'm guessing those Bikini Models you hired to sit on the bonnet were too hot for your car to handle.
coolkid_matt 11
^Awesome pic :D
mrahhhhh 21
Better to have to use it on your car than to have to use it on your genitals.
XxCrazygirlxX 0
It could have been your house, which would have been worse, right? ^^
nocomment1 3
agreed, a bigger fml would be using it on your house, and basically, it could be worse
lalalaughter 0
unless his car was his house. but why would he be on FML...
WOGBRO 6
The last three comments have involved cars.
bjdavey 8
That's hot..
birds_fml 7
You're lucky OP. You're lucky you had a fire extinguisher handy to put out a car fire. I watched a truck burn to the ground outside my work once. In retrospect... one of my managers could've taken our fire extinguisher out to help... but hindsight is 20/20 and all that.