insomnia - 22/12/2011 15:23 - United States Today, I was at work handling the cash register. It wasn't working correctly, so I apologized to the woman I was waiting on for the delay and explained, "The cash register's being a little retarded today." Then I noticed her clearly "special" adult son standing behind her. FML 15 246 69 088
ouchmyeye - 10/06/2011 04:59 - United States Today, as I was sleeping I heard something bang on my door. I walked on my balcony only to find my boyfriend throwing rocks trying to wake me. He didn't see me and threw a rock right into my eye. FML 39 718 5 130
Username - 06/06/2011 04:48 - United States Today, I used a fire extinguisher for the first time. Too bad it was on my car. FML 30 308 3 569