Today, I untied the rope that was tied to my dog's collar because it was wrapped around the tree choking him. He immediately ran off down the street. I had to chase him barefoot in my boxers for 20 minutes till he got tired. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was walking my dog when I tripped on the leash, dropping his treat bag. He snatched one, looked at me, and ran full speed in the opposite direction. I had to chase him for three blocks, yelling his name. He thought it was a new game. FML
Today, while dogsitting for a friend, I took their overly excitable dog to the park. The moment I unleashed him, he bolted, and I ended up chasing him for what felt like miles. When I finally caught him, I was covered in mud and my pants had a huge tear in them. FML
Today, I was going for a relaxing walk but my dog broke free from his leash. At the same time, my 80 year-old neighbor was leaving her apartment. My dog ran inside her home and she screamed. I ended up in her bedroom, running around her bed, chasing my dog who was trying to get at her pantyhose. FML
Today, my dog chewed through his leash, so I had to take him inside to prevent him from running off. I went to bed. I woke up to torn-up blinds, half-ate sandals, and a very, very anxious cat due to my dog running after her and trying to sniff her butt. FML
Today, I let my dogs out, and then realized they didn't have their electric fence collars on. I ran inside to get the collars, then dashed out to put them on my dogs. I ran through the electric fence. The collars were on. FML
Today, I caught my dog chewing on a tampon applicator. I tried to grab it from him, but he wanted to play "keep away" and ran outside. Like a dumbass, I chased after him in my underwear, earning myself the attention of my neighbors on each side of my driveway. FML
Today, my dogs broke through our electric fence, one of whom managed to get his collar off. I picked it up and, without thinking, went across the fence line. I screamed like a chihuahua being run over by a bulldozer. FML
Today, I had to chase my dog all the way down the street, watching in horror as she proudly showed all of my neighbors my bra. FML
Today, I got home only to discover my dog was missing. After spending ages roaming the freezing streets calling his name, I returned to find him stuck behind the couch with my chewed-up new shoes in his muzzle. FML
Today, my dog surprised everyone by somehow managing to climb on the roof. I followed him up and spent the next hour trying to catch him. FML
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TechnoTaco 0
Lol he walked you
drzmonster 0
lol the dog got tired before you did? either ur really fit or u have a crap dog!
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Comments (141)
IIFoxII 0
ha , the same thing always happens to me , it's ok because I love my dog so much , i would die for him !!!
Frenchtony 17
*This part of the website has just been annexed and now belongs to France.* Donc ayez tous la gentillesse de vous exprimer dans la langue de Molière.
Vanni 0
Funny comment and all, but please, English only on here. If you want to comment in French, go to Viedemerde.fr
AudaciouslyInsan 0
OP, you own a DOG. Owning a dog means that you should know it's not going to sit around being courteous until you're done. It's going to run off down the street and find things that'll get himself into trouble. Not all dogs are like this, but if you have to tie it to a tree then that goes to show that OP's was. Not only that, but you didn't think to put him on a leash before you took off the rope? It would have made things a LOT easier for you if you had. But yeah I know it sucks, OP. My dog runs off all the time, but I'm not the one who lets her out it's always a visitor because I know my dog and how she acts. However, it's not a FML by a long shot. To me it just seems like you didn't use common sense. Just remember that for next time.
yutsnme 0
prolly cuz he wad tied up so long! I have never tied my doggy to a tree! why would you do that?
your_life_sux_LO 0
you werent holding the leash when you untied him? Fail op!
monkeyinsilk 7
why the hell is your dog tied to a tree? YOU SHOULD BE TIED TO A TREE AND CHOKED!!!
h2opoloplaya 0
no, no he wasn't once again no the dogs name was Pablo
sarahalex1987 0
Don't tie your dog to a tree!
ANTLink19 4
dude.. your dog has seen to many prison escape films. I wish him/her better luck next time.
SoNotForYou 5
YDI for tying your dog up. Invest in an invisible fence or a kennel.