Today, I untied the rope that was tied to my dog's collar because it was wrapped around the tree choking him. He immediately ran off down the street. I had to chase him barefoot in my boxers for 20 minutes till he got tired. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was walking my dog when I tripped on the leash, dropping his treat bag. He snatched one, looked at me, and ran full speed in the opposite direction. I had to chase him for three blocks, yelling his name. He thought it was a new game. FML
Today, while dogsitting for a friend, I took their overly excitable dog to the park. The moment I unleashed him, he bolted, and I ended up chasing him for what felt like miles. When I finally caught him, I was covered in mud and my pants had a huge tear in them. FML
Today, I was going for a relaxing walk but my dog broke free from his leash. At the same time, my 80 year-old neighbor was leaving her apartment. My dog ran inside her home and she screamed. I ended up in her bedroom, running around her bed, chasing my dog who was trying to get at her pantyhose. FML
Today, my dog chewed through his leash, so I had to take him inside to prevent him from running off. I went to bed. I woke up to torn-up blinds, half-ate sandals, and a very, very anxious cat due to my dog running after her and trying to sniff her butt. FML
Today, I let my dogs out, and then realized they didn't have their electric fence collars on. I ran inside to get the collars, then dashed out to put them on my dogs. I ran through the electric fence. The collars were on. FML
Today, I caught my dog chewing on a tampon applicator. I tried to grab it from him, but he wanted to play "keep away" and ran outside. Like a dumbass, I chased after him in my underwear, earning myself the attention of my neighbors on each side of my driveway. FML
Today, my dogs broke through our electric fence, one of whom managed to get his collar off. I picked it up and, without thinking, went across the fence line. I screamed like a chihuahua being run over by a bulldozer. FML
Today, I had to chase my dog all the way down the street, watching in horror as she proudly showed all of my neighbors my bra. FML
Today, I got home only to discover my dog was missing. After spending ages roaming the freezing streets calling his name, I returned to find him stuck behind the couch with my chewed-up new shoes in his muzzle. FML
Today, my dog surprised everyone by somehow managing to climb on the roof. I followed him up and spent the next hour trying to catch him. FML
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TechnoTaco 0
Lol he walked you
drzmonster 0
lol the dog got tired before you did? either ur really fit or u have a crap dog!
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Comments (141)
fishcanfly13 0
hahhahahahhaaaaaa!!! well, it woulda been worse if ur dog got hit by a car and died
diensthunds 8
this is what you get for keeping a dog tied up on a rope and not giving it basic obedience lessons
lucidlucia 0
You deserve it for tying up your dog like that. Any smart dog would run away.
blastvortex 4
It's probably better than going to jail for animal abuse. On the other hand, this dog sounds like it should be headed for the pound, if not worse.
welderchick87 0
That's what you get for tying your dog to a tree with rope. They make tie outs and ground stakes for a reason....USE THEM! Or you could just leave him out there and go to jail for animal abuse....and get a huge fine. Your choice.
UpYoursInAdvance 0
Damn Bastard dogs lol... I sure do miss my dogs though
thornpop 0
nice daily work out
the4starr 3
YDI for letting the dog choke. I don't blame him for wanting to run away.
mandya91 0
Buy a dog whistle or a high pitched whistle. Problem solved
wtfcammelcheese 0
ur persistent and fit personally i wud be the 1 tired ,D