Today, I untied the rope that was tied to my dog's collar because it was wrapped around the tree choking him. He immediately ran off down the street. I had to chase him barefoot in my boxers for 20 minutes till he got tired. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was walking my dog when I tripped on the leash, dropping his treat bag. He snatched one, looked at me, and ran full speed in the opposite direction. I had to chase him for three blocks, yelling his name. He thought it was a new game. FML
Today, while dogsitting for a friend, I took their overly excitable dog to the park. The moment I unleashed him, he bolted, and I ended up chasing him for what felt like miles. When I finally caught him, I was covered in mud and my pants had a huge tear in them. FML
Today, I was going for a relaxing walk but my dog broke free from his leash. At the same time, my 80 year-old neighbor was leaving her apartment. My dog ran inside her home and she screamed. I ended up in her bedroom, running around her bed, chasing my dog who was trying to get at her pantyhose. FML
Today, my dog chewed through his leash, so I had to take him inside to prevent him from running off. I went to bed. I woke up to torn-up blinds, half-ate sandals, and a very, very anxious cat due to my dog running after her and trying to sniff her butt. FML
Today, I let my dogs out, and then realized they didn't have their electric fence collars on. I ran inside to get the collars, then dashed out to put them on my dogs. I ran through the electric fence. The collars were on. FML
Today, I caught my dog chewing on a tampon applicator. I tried to grab it from him, but he wanted to play "keep away" and ran outside. Like a dumbass, I chased after him in my underwear, earning myself the attention of my neighbors on each side of my driveway. FML
Today, my dogs broke through our electric fence, one of whom managed to get his collar off. I picked it up and, without thinking, went across the fence line. I screamed like a chihuahua being run over by a bulldozer. FML
Today, I had to chase my dog all the way down the street, watching in horror as she proudly showed all of my neighbors my bra. FML
Today, I got home only to discover my dog was missing. After spending ages roaming the freezing streets calling his name, I returned to find him stuck behind the couch with my chewed-up new shoes in his muzzle. FML
Today, my dog surprised everyone by somehow managing to climb on the roof. I followed him up and spent the next hour trying to catch him. FML
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TechnoTaco 0
Lol he walked you
drzmonster 0
lol the dog got tired before you did? either ur really fit or u have a crap dog!
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Comments (141)
iCommentFML 0
Right... something smellsfishy here...
OwNowBrownCow 0
I'll close my legs then. Sorry.
BeachPanda 0
1 word - outsmarted
FFML_314 12
OMG. LOL! What is wrong with you?
vvbrittxv 0
well that sounds attractive
dodgewama 0
unapreciating (sp?) dog much ?
samanthadude 0
Unappreciating* (:
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
"Unappreciative" would be better. ;)
BoyBeyond 0
Maybe you should make the dog run around more instead of tied up. If u dont have a fence in your back yard get one. Therefore the dog can run around some without hurting anyone else. How would you like to be confined with a rope around your neck.
WolfsGuns 0
right... dat makes perfect sense... cuz u no wenever i want a new back yard i just wish for 1 and itz there z next day :D
FFML_314 12
You need a new backyard in order to have a fence? Most people would just build one or buy one.
WolfsGuns 0
some ppl dont got the property :P
FFML_314 12
and some people dont got the brains.
gozar_fml 1
I have had dogs all my life I have never tied them to a tree. if I were your dog I'd have run away too.
PhillyFox 0
A fence won't stop some dogs from escaping anyway. A friend had a dog that would either jump the fence or dig his way out. Although this was only when they first moved. Still, I wouldn't get a hyper dog if a had a little yard to begin with. Some breeds need to just run and run, not be confined to a little area.
PhillyFox 0
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bebita 0
that poor dog :/
WolfsGuns 0
the problem iz, not all can just have the freedom to build a new fence and call it "their" backyard
Hoplaka 0
I have a picket fence that I built and my dog. has a huge rope that keeps him away from it but he can still jump and play around with it on. :P But like I said, he bit right through the last one.
melpo 0
YDI for not just taking your dog for a walk.
Arsonnist 3
Interesting. Some dogs take pleasure in being choked. Or at least my uncles does...
FYLDeep 26
Maybe you should have held onto the rope as you untied it? Not a difficult concept. Also, why the **** weren't you wearing some clothes if you were outside?
XDJxEKOX 0
cuz he was probably hidden by fences and bushes so he didn't think he would need any
wDeemish 0
hahaha at least you don't have to take him on a walk today :p