Today, I untied the rope that was tied to my dog's collar because it was wrapped around the tree choking him. He immediately ran off down the street. I had to chase him barefoot in my boxers for 20 minutes till he got tired. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was walking my dog when I tripped on the leash, dropping his treat bag. He snatched one, looked at me, and ran full speed in the opposite direction. I had to chase him for three blocks, yelling his name. He thought it was a new game. FML
Today, while dogsitting for a friend, I took their overly excitable dog to the park. The moment I unleashed him, he bolted, and I ended up chasing him for what felt like miles. When I finally caught him, I was covered in mud and my pants had a huge tear in them. FML
Today, I was going for a relaxing walk but my dog broke free from his leash. At the same time, my 80 year-old neighbor was leaving her apartment. My dog ran inside her home and she screamed. I ended up in her bedroom, running around her bed, chasing my dog who was trying to get at her pantyhose. FML
Today, my dog chewed through his leash, so I had to take him inside to prevent him from running off. I went to bed. I woke up to torn-up blinds, half-ate sandals, and a very, very anxious cat due to my dog running after her and trying to sniff her butt. FML
Today, I let my dogs out, and then realized they didn't have their electric fence collars on. I ran inside to get the collars, then dashed out to put them on my dogs. I ran through the electric fence. The collars were on. FML
Today, I caught my dog chewing on a tampon applicator. I tried to grab it from him, but he wanted to play "keep away" and ran outside. Like a dumbass, I chased after him in my underwear, earning myself the attention of my neighbors on each side of my driveway. FML
Today, my dogs broke through our electric fence, one of whom managed to get his collar off. I picked it up and, without thinking, went across the fence line. I screamed like a chihuahua being run over by a bulldozer. FML
Today, I had to chase my dog all the way down the street, watching in horror as she proudly showed all of my neighbors my bra. FML
Today, I got home only to discover my dog was missing. After spending ages roaming the freezing streets calling his name, I returned to find him stuck behind the couch with my chewed-up new shoes in his muzzle. FML
Today, my dog surprised everyone by somehow managing to climb on the roof. I followed him up and spent the next hour trying to catch him. FML
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TechnoTaco 0
Lol he walked you
drzmonster 0
lol the dog got tired before you did? either ur really fit or u have a crap dog!
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sheltergirl87 0
Its illegal to tie up a dog. You can have him in your yard, in a dog run, in your house, in a crate but tieing them up is illegal and inhumane. How would you like to be tied up, outside, alone?
suprmidgt 0
sounds like some humans need training.
katisu 0
ydi for tying your poor doggie up. most dogs that are put down for being aggressive are dogs that are tied up outside, with no exercise or stimulation. not to mention it's unhealthy, unsafe and inhumane. ridiculous. and to the idiot earlier saying that some people can't afford land or fences, that's why there have been many successful companies built around selling invisible fencing, kennels and indoor crates (which would be preferable so it isn't out in the harsh weather). and a dog house is not really shelter from the weather. sure, it keeps the rain out (sometimes), but it isn't heated/air conditioned. and they don't keep other animals out. and the other person saying it's illegal to tie a dog up, I don't know about AZ, where the OP lives, but it isn't illegal in my state.
smiliecat 13
Shouldn't tie the dog up. Quit being lazy and walk the poor thing. You deserved it.
magreb 9
I hope your good looking
babegirlprecious 12
Your dog has good stamina!
infinitegrace 21
At least you can run that long of a time :)
sqvid 3
I'm impressed that your dog got tired before you did!
Eluddha 12
YDI. Don't tie your dog to a tree.
mangafanatic22 13
Have done something similar multiple times. One time my sister dropped the leash and I had to chase the dog in only a t-shirt and underwear without anything on my feet. In mid fall.