Today, I untied the rope that was tied to my dog's collar because it was wrapped around the tree choking him. He immediately ran off down the street. I had to chase him barefoot in my boxers for 20 minutes till he got tired. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Naughty boy
Today, I was walking my dog when I tripped on the leash, dropping his treat bag. He snatched one, looked at me, and ran full speed in the opposite direction. I had to chase him for three blocks, yelling his name. He thought it was a new game. FML
Dog park blues
Today, while dogsitting for a friend, I took their overly excitable dog to the park. The moment I unleashed him, he bolted, and I ended up chasing him for what felt like miles. When I finally caught him, I was covered in mud and my pants had a huge tear in them. FML
Doggy dog world
Today, I was going for a relaxing walk but my dog broke free from his leash. At the same time, my 80 year-old neighbor was leaving her apartment. My dog ran inside her home and she screamed. I ended up in her bedroom, running around her bed, chasing my dog who was trying to get at her pantyhose. FML
Today, my dog chewed through his leash, so I had to take him inside to prevent him from running off. I went to bed. I woke up to torn-up blinds, half-ate sandals, and a very, very anxious cat due to my dog running after her and trying to sniff her butt. FML
Karma
Today, I let my dogs out, and then realized they didn't have their electric fence collars on. I ran inside to get the collars, then dashed out to put them on my dogs. I ran through the electric fence. The collars were on. FML
Today, I caught my dog chewing on a tampon applicator. I tried to grab it from him, but he wanted to play "keep away" and ran outside. Like a dumbass, I chased after him in my underwear, earning myself the attention of my neighbors on each side of my driveway. FML
Today, my dogs broke through our electric fence, one of whom managed to get his collar off. I picked it up and, without thinking, went across the fence line. I screamed like a chihuahua being run over by a bulldozer. FML
Today, I had to chase my dog all the way down the street, watching in horror as she proudly showed all of my neighbors my bra. FML
Bad boy
Today, I got home only to discover my dog was missing. After spending ages roaming the freezing streets calling his name, I returned to find him stuck behind the couch with my chewed-up new shoes in his muzzle. FML
You're not the boss of me
Today, my dog surprised everyone by somehow managing to climb on the roof. I followed him up and spent the next hour trying to catch him. FML
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TechnoTaco 0
Lol he walked you
drzmonster 0
lol the dog got tired before you did? either ur really fit or u have a crap dog!
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JacksonCampbell 9
omg first
SShelbyy 1
I haaaaate when my dog runs away. I've just stopped running after her and she comes home after like ten minutes.
rottentomatoes 7
first comments are gay. + i would run away from the person who choked me too!
KarinaLizeth18 5
Someone's just jealous! :O hahaha jk
the_flirtt 0
well what can you do ?
ZleveL 0
ikr? retarded ****-sapiens -.- :p
robosonic 2
lol fml and no one gives a shy about first.
itabbie 0
Seriously! The more you chase them the further away they run. They think it's a game haha.
Edokun 0
you must be realy fit to run after a dog and not be worn out before the dog was, can you run dowm my street in your boxers? ;P joke :)
the_flirtt 0
ya don't chase, call instead.
KaarmaaBiitchzz 0
mmmmm a guy runnin in boxer.... if you are sexy this aint a FML to me!!! :P loll
WolfsGuns 0
wer iz my commentz? @31 nice pic (i picked a randum num cuz anti flood... so ignore)
WolfsGuns 0
@40, dont she?
WolfsGuns 0
wrong place fo my comment, sorry :/
DudeImBetter 0
When I had a dog he would always run away too and he almost died one time when he tried to run away. He broke free of his rope but it was still hanging on his neck and he went through the trees on the hill in our backyard and was caught on one of the trees and was choking all night he couldn't even bark. Next morning we saw him choking on a tree and cut him off. He was too scared to run away for like 2 days.
Skroal_stomper 5
Hey Op. it's bullshit you tying your dog to a tree. You don't deserve a dog. If you have to keep a dog tied outside don't get a dog. I have two large dogs and they are in the house where they belong.
DudeImBetter 0
I didn't know you can type as much as my story was sorry for wasting space.
FFML_314 12
Where do your dogs go the bathroom, 56? My dogs get tied up outside when they need to use the bathroom.
hairt 4
hahaha 7 you were first just now but you're not gay huh. as you said, 'first comments' not "first" comments. :p
sevans 0
hey I have like 5 dogs 2 are inside and 3 are outside 2 of the 3 are chained up because they like to jump the fence but they have long leashes always fresh water and food and very big dog houses so there's nothin wrong with it I even let them off for like 20 minutes a day but it's sort of like training your dog. either stay in the yard or get tied up all my other days went through the same process and OP if your dog isn't a threat to others and will just run around and the pound isn't an issue just call him in go back in the house he'll return in like 10 minutes.
MissErikaHart 0
at any rate 56, he didn't say he tied him to the tree. he said the rope that was on his collar somehow got wrapped around the tree and he had to let him loose cuz he was chocking. and even tho. besides, depending on where u live like maybe california, ur dog could survive perfectly happy outside. u kno like how they used to live before humans domesticated them.
sukhdeep 4
lol
Skroal_stomper 5
60 my dogs are outside all the time with us. They get out at least five times a day and they play until they want inside. I guess I misspoke a little. I don't have a problem with outside dogs if they are NOT tied up. I feel that's unfair to them being tied to a tree or stake. If you have a fenced in yard that's perfect for them.
iltby 3
You are an idiot. I hope you never own dogs again.
Skroal_stomper 5
Reason I detest dogs being perm tied outside is that a lot of times they get forgotten. Family all inside having fun and poor fido outside tied to a tree with no food or water because every one forgot to Feed and water him.
rubyhagen 0
It's called house-training. Animals aren't stupid. They learn routine and are able to let you know when they need to 'go'. If it's been done the proper way.
cparrenas 3
OP, you shouldn't tie your dog up.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
56: IMO, your situation could be more cruel than OP's. It's difficult to make sure big dogs get enough exercise if they're always inside. I hate seeing dogs spend all of their time tied up outside too, and if that's the case, it is neglect. Often results in an uncontrollable and aggressive animal, too, which is totally the owner's fault. However, some people have to tie their dogs up when they let them out to exercise alone. A number of uncontrollable factors could prevent OP from having a dog-proof fence, and I've seen lead rigs for dog runs that still give the dog room to run and play. Obviously someone was watching this dog. If the dog is always tied up, they'd probably move him to somewhere away from trees and such, to prevent having to bother with watching and freeing him all the time.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Whoops, I missed 88 the first time. My apologies, as your situation sounds very healthy. The rest of my points stand, though.
UpYoursInAdvance 0
Nd #1 What you Want a cookie?!
zerobahamut03 2
@37, I agree with you, it must've been sexy! unless the op isn't then its a fml...
PeekAJew 0
Omg your not cool
PeekAJew 0
Omg your not cool
beastmcbeastly 0
I did that once too. Except when I did it i was chasing him through the woods barefoot for twenty minutes and you don't see me complaining.
TechnoTaco 0
Lol he walked you
girlygirllol8 0
that's nice
OwNowBrownCow 0
Your dog tricked you. Stupid human.
Y_U_19029 0
Doggone It!!!
kotomi 0
intelligence: cats > dogs > humans
Natasha97 0
In Soviet russia, Dog walks you! Exept you were in Arizona. Still you get the point :D
Arsonnist 3
In soviet Russia, dog chases you in boxers for 20 minutes.
your_life_sux_LO 0
in soviet russia there are no dogs
NemuiTM 0
I don't get soviet Russia jokes :(
sevans 0
hmm it's kinda a family guy thing. also you have to understand what soviet Russia was about if you care do some reading on them during the WW1 and WW2 and the cold war eras then look up those family guy episodes you'll understand.
drzmonster 0
lol the dog got tired before you did? either ur really fit or u have a crap dog!
larisonr 4
humans are actually meant to run down animals one of the reasons we sweat. an animal HAS to stop and pant to cool down
larisonr 4
humans are actually biologicaly designed for running down animals. they have to stop and pant to cool down where as we sweat. we're endurance runners
larisonr 4
hmm.. happens I guess.. it wasn't there at first
kruzito 0
in soviet russia, the dog is dinner.
yummycupcakegirl 0
OMD Oh My Dog!!
WolfsGuns 0
u look extremly lik Olivia O'lovely
WolfsGuns 0
Dont she?
toxicpanda13 0
haha tht sucks!
FFML_314 12
This is why you own a tranquilizer gun.
MasterGamer591 13
You high?
fernandita91 0
haha ... my dog use make us chase her ! the more we ran the more she did also