Today, I tried to talk to my boyfriend about our communication problems. He fell asleep. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Yada yada yada
Today, I finally got up the courage to talk to my four-year boyfriend about how insecure I've been feeling in our relationship recently, and how I needed his support while I try to get my self-esteem back on-track. He fell asleep mid-conversation. FML
Sleepless in Longfield
Today, after not being able to sleep for two hours because my boyfriend wouldn't stop talking, he fell asleep and I was left wide awake. I listened to him snore for another three hours and only got a couple of hours sleep. He's not working today, but I am. FML
Don't care
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I called him about two minutes after, and he'd already fallen asleep. FML
Today, I discovered that I sometimes talk in my sleep. After spending an amazing, perfectly romantic night with my boyfriend, I woke up to him telling me to leave. I have no idea what I could have said. He still won't talk to me. FML
Support system
Today, I had a nervous breakdown. My life has been going down the drain and I called my boyfriend for comfort. I was crying my eyes out, finally getting everything off of my chest that has been bothering me. I thought it was quiet because he was listening closely. I was wrong. He fell asleep. FML
Me me me
Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend for an hour listening to him talk about his new truck and his final exams. I literally did not say a single word. Just as I said, "Hey baby, guess what happened to me today?", he says, "Can I go to sleep? I'm too tired to guess. Night." FML
No time to lose
Today, I spoke to my girlfriend about how we don't spend enough time talking to each other, but she went on to tell me that we'll talk about it tomorrow because she wanted to sleep. FML
Peaceful
Today, I tried to break up with my girlfriend because I feel unappreciated. She fell asleep while I was attempting this. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over to cheer me up after I'd had a sleepless night. He thought it would be a good time to propose. Unfortunately, it coincided with me yawning. FML
Bored
Today, while I was telling my therapist all of my inner conflicts, he fell asleep. FML
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elitemonkyman 0
then throw a bucket of water on him
iAmScrubs 19
He is trying to communicate with you through his dreams. I think he is most likely a wizard from Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
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Comments (184)
rocker135 0
nice talk
manatees_r_epic 0
Where you explaining at 3:00 AM?
Ieatpeople1984 0
Were
DeesFMLs 0
him*
manatees_r_epic 0
Shit. Sorry didn't check before I posted. Were*
HeroOfTime13 0
dump him, to the point. if he starts listening now, too little too late
Captain_Obvious2_fml 6
so......much......punctuation.....
rjonesy1992 0
Grammer nazi.
YayFlameWarz 9
Sentance fragments FTW
TheRealHouse 7
Word
smartalek 2
ugh that sucks balls.
Captain_Obvious2_fml 6
nahhh. if it did OP wouldnt have this problem...
shadowboy915 4
18- Suck my balls? :3
Bluepies 24
Sounds like the "communications problems" are basically "I want my boyfriend to sit and attentively listen while I complain for an hour at a time." If he were part of the conversation, he wouldn't fall asleep.
CateXOX 0
He could have had the decency to try to participate, or at least tell her he was tired. At least OP is trying to fix the problem- he could help.
griffin4 0
absolutely right! girls are ****** stupid like that
that_one_guy14 0
I agree 100% man
RabidBunny 10
There is no use in trying to fix the relationship now. If he choses not to listen than he will never truly appreciate what you have to say. Saying goodbye would be so much easier now. Acceptable losses my friend.
Sacurason 0
I think we're being a bit harsh hear, especially when we don't know the girl. I've fallen asleep whilst talking to my girlfriend before, but that was solely because of the fact that I was tired from work. I wanted to talk to her, but slipped from consciousness. in other words, late night is a bad time to discuss communication problems ( or any problem ), and harsh judgement as a result from their combined mistakes is rather unfair.
agentx52 13
To add on to what 49 said, OP might be boring as hell to talk to.
zackmbee 0
wait until you guy are about to have sex, then force him to listen :)
JeansKismet 9
sadly, this sounds like my BF.
Das_Judenburg 0
You should communicate a brick over his head.
xtheresistance 4
How ironic.